Katie Price and Alex Reid Today's News
Today's Katie Price and Alex Reid "news" comes from friends, insiders and sources. All the friends, insiders and sources have one thing in common. They are all unnamed. They possibly have another thing in common - scrub that - they probably have one thing in common... this is that they are all fictitious.
Katie Price's Fictitious Friends say Katie wants to "Destroy Peter Andre"
This is an untrue story. How do we know that it is untrue? Because Katie Price (like all mothers in her situation - separated from the father of the children she adores) knows that if she actually does destroy Peter Andre she will damage her children. That is why we believe that these stories emanate from a male hack who has no children. This is just a theory but it has more validity than anything we have read about Katie Price and Alex Reid today. That's not to say we can't have fun gathering our own "news" from unnamed, unsubstantiated and pretend sources...
Our News from an Unnamed Friend of Katie Price
One unnamed friend said (words to the effect): "Katie wants to destroy Peter Andre. She wants him to become a penniless old drunk, to put on weight, to become ill and end up living on the streets. She wants his music career to fail miserably. She wants him to lose his voice and sound like a croaking frog. Katie is going to dish all the dirt on Peter Andre in her next biography. She is busy collecting facts about him that will be so embarrassing that he'll have to go round in a veil and hide his sad face from the cameras. She wants him to be a laughing stock. She detests him".
A Katie Price Pretend Source Said and a Made Up Insider Added:
"Peter Andre was a complete stupid loony and Katie has decided to reveal all in her next book. She'll tell everybody about the incident with the onion, the one with the roled up magazine and the one about the dinner plate. Andre was so vain that he cracked several mirrors and went through more make up than she did and stole her eye liner. A made up insider added: "Yes, Katie will reveal the truth about the doorstep and the bedside table"
Katie Price News is Total B*ll*cks!
It could be that gutter press and gutter online hacks are paying Katie's "friends, sources and insiders" for the "news" they supply about Katie Price but we all know that they wouldn't. Unsubstantiated stories like the ones we have used above from a secret, insider, source who is a close pretend friend of Katie Price cost us... nothing but we could perhaps buy similar for our £1 budget. The thing is they are all made up to serve their own purposes. These are to sell papers and articles to people with an appetite for celebrity drivel and the advertising space which surrounds them. It is also so these fifth rate hacks can look busy.
How Gutter Hacks Look Busy
They sit at their desks and pretend to be on the telephone receiving insider information about Katie Price and other celebrities. They say things like "really", "that's very interesting", "she did what?" and "she said what?". Then they look busy as they type out the first clap-trap that springs into their mostly empty heads. Then it is off down the pub to meet a "source" who has some "insider information"
1 comment:
That Gary should be thrown out. He is such a creep and brown noser. What does KP see in him?
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