Cut Price Katie Price Enters the Last Big Brother House

Katie Price is NOT Going to Like This!

Davina McCall referred to Corin - the 13th contestant to enter Channel 4's last ever Big Brother House as a Katie Price lookalike and as a "cut price Katie Price". Yes, there's a passing likeness but as soon as you look at details - such as the colour of the cut price tan, the hairstyle and dress, you realise there's very little which looks alike.

The Sound of Corin versus the Sound of Katie Price

Then there's the common gob (voice) of Corin compared to Katie - even when she was depressed and suffering the cringe making , simpering Peter Andre and cussing like a piler on a building site. Corin has a broad Northern accent. Katie Price (the real thing) speaks pure Estuary Essex girl.

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow | Changes to Cosmetic Surgery

Perhaps the most un-Katie Price thing about Corin was the hairline. In this Corin displayed her total lack of attention to detail. You wouldn't find Katie Price with a line of none tan around her hairline - no way! The second most un-Katie Price like thing about Corin were her breast implants. They are just not the pair of  "American highs". They look like Katie Price's breast enlargements the time before her last ones.

Some Money versus "Loads a Money"

This leads us to another difference between cut price Katie Price and real Katie Price. Corin is a retail assistant and has relatively little money. Katie Price - our real one - is a glamour model, business woman and is relatively loaded... so much so that our Katie gets special treatment in Harrods.

What Will the Real Katie Price think about Cut Price?

At this point of the report we could say that "according to an inside source" or "a friend of Katie who didn't want to be named told us" but you know what we think of that tactic and it is not nice. Instead we will openly speculate of what Katie Price thinks of Cut Price. For a start we are not sure if Katie watched if and if she is even aware of Corin Cut Price. If she did see tonight's first night of the last ever Big Brother - it sounds like some historical event when we putit like that - she won't have enjoyed being favourably compared to this common shop assistant. She'll also have watched and criticised Corin's looks and characteristics in much the same way as this report has...