Katie Price in Court for Dangerous Driving Offence

Mrs Reid in Court!

Mrs Alex Reid, our Katie Price, was in court recently. She was there to answer charges of dangerous driving. The offence Katie Price was prosecuted for took place on a motorway and while Katie was at the wheel of her famous, pink, 7.5 tonnes horse box. The horse box was seen to swerve.

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Katie's Typical Woman Defence

Katie appeared for herself (unlike celebrities who send representatives). She argued she was just a “typical woman” and suggested that women were not very good at driving. As the model was found not to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol when the swerving offence took place, the only explanation is that she is not a good driver or that she has some issues with concentration.

Katie Price and Her HGV Licence

Katie must have passed her HGV (Heavy Good Vehicle) driving test in addition to the standard test. She has been driving this horse box for some years and has experience driving many makes and types of vehicle. Being an accomplished horsewoman cannot but improve her spatial awareness. Being a responsible and caring parent and horse owner and carrying this precious cargo cannot but improve her skills behind the wheels of whatever vehicle she is driving.

Katie Price Legal Advice

We therefore have come to the conclusion that this non-feminist defence was a line she decided on. It was a sloppy defence but it worked to keep her licence. We are unsure if Katie consulted with lawyers before going into court.