Katie Price, Strategy and Peter Andre

Saint Peter Andre and his Fallen Halo

The people who write the articles on this website try and look behind the media blurb and buzz. We also try to ensure that we don't fall for the garbage written in the mainstream press. We try our best but are the first to  admit that sometimes we fail. For example, when Katie Price and Peter Andre split up we were of the blame Katie Price camp. For this we now unreservedly apologise. In fact every time we see the sanctimonious twot that is Saint Smarm himself - also known as Peter Andre - we apologise.


Peter Andre Media Addict

Peter Andre could teach Stephen Fry the self confessed media whore a thing or two about being on the tele. There's nothing Stephen Fry could teach Peter Andre about being a self serving hypocrite. We pass the puke bucket each time we see that sh*t eating grin and the ponced up poses that the ridiculous little cliched man affects.


Katie Price and Her Strategy with Peter Andre


Katie Price is ignoring the former celibate saint and this seems to be supplying him with rope. He is seemingly addicted to being on the television and in the press. However as both media demand something new Andre is giving, drip by drip, enough information away to shatter the saintly image.


First, Second and Third with Peter Andre

First of all we discover that Peter Andre was not celebate for long. Then we doscover that he is having an affair with one of Katie Price's assistants/friends. Andre has given an exclusive interview to The News of the World which will be published tomorrow (31st September 2010) and we are wondering what he will be giving away with that.


Meanwhile Katie Price and Alex Reid

Meanwhile Katie Price and Alex Reid are living an idyllic family life in their new Sussex mansion. We have just one thing to say to Peter Andre. It is:

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