Katie Price Celebrates as the Saint Peter Andre Halo Slips with Maddy Ford

Peter Andre Admits to Affair with His Stylist

Peter Andre, who has been telling the world that he was celibate, has now admitted to having a three month affair with Maddy Ford the Page 3 Girl.  The hypocritical press have long used his protestations of purity as a club to beat Katie Price – also an ex Page 3 Girl and former wife to Peter Andre and the mother of his two children.  The revelations have disarmed the press who will now have to look around for something else to attack Katie Price with.

Maddy Ford Offers New Insight into Peter Andre

Maddy Ford who kept quiet about the affair, allegedly under instructions from Saint Peter Andre is now briefing press alleging that Saint Peter was a holy man who enjoyed being dominated in bed (allegedly).  As they say in parts near to where this is being written the sh*t has hit the fan for Andre who will be forced to make simpering apologies on the sofas of the many morning TV shows he frequents.

What A Laugh!

Men who heap criticism on women for their own ends deserve to be brought down in this manner.  Peter Andre will no doubt be subjected to rude and intrusive banter from the among the crowds who have supported him and rubbished Katie Price aka Jordan.  This won’t be purposely for the amusement of Peter Andre watchers but will nevertheless bring them mirth and a good old laugh at Andre’s plight.  “It serves the sanctimonious prat right” said one such person.

Katie Price No Comment

Katie Price has as yet made no comment but we are standing by to report it when she does.  We hope she takes her time and delivers her message with aplomb.  We are very much looking forward to her doing so.

The Source for this Article

This article is based on informed supposition and not even one jot upon reports from Katie Price’s friends