Katie Price Storms Comic Relief | Definitely the Best on the Show

 

Katie Price through to the final of Comic Relief's Let's Dance

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Comic Relief saved the best for last.  Katie Price stormed on and totally unexpectedly.  Katie Price answered her critics by dancing to Queen's I Gotta Break Free. She wore a PVC mini skirt, wonderful afro and stockings.  She also wore under arm pit wigs and a moustache.

Her preamble introduction film took the pee out of her products and businesses. It was hilarious.  The entire performance showed how Katie Price is portrayed completely wrongly in the press.  Katie Price is good fun, a great mom and doesn't take herself seriously.  She is a national treasure.  A true British eccentric.

Graham Norton was enthralled by the model's performance... the only people who won't be that pleased are Peter Andre (who will probably be entering next year) and Kerry Katona who is funnier but unintentionally so of Dancing on Ice.

Go for it Katie!  Good Luck!

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Does Katie Price Want Peter Andre to Stop Exploiting their Children?

Recap: It Was Peter Andre Who Walked out on Katie and the Kids
Since the breakdown of the marriage of Katie Price and Peter Andre, Katie has picked herself up and done everything to keep her children happy. That Alex Reid happened along and the couple fell in love and were married soon after the split up has only added to the children's lives. We can't fault Katie - even if we ourselves might have taken longer between marriages to avoid the claims of "rebound relationship", after all, it was Peter who walked out on Katie and the kids...


Peter Andre Life After Walking Out on His Kids
If we are to believe the front that Peter Andre puts on (an frankly we don't) life has been a bed of roses since he walked out on his two young children. A gullible public (at least some of them) think Pete is an excellent father and buy his teeny boppa inspired "music" (we use the term "music" lightly). He never misses a chance to televise his life or an appearance of any kind and to listen to him gush about "finding himself" and he's "never been so happy" you might think he's happy... unless you've fallen to sleep already. He must be in the running for jumped up twerp and bore of the year, decade and century (if not millennium). In fact, the only thing that makes his shows are the appearances of his children.


Exploiting your Children to Make Television
When Katie Price introduced Harvey to the world she did children like him a huge favour. She banished misunderstanding and shamed a lot of us into seeing what a good mother she was. She showed us that all kids were beautiful. When Katie and Pete were together the children were background only. In Katie's reality TV since the split up they are background. In Peter's reality TV since the split up they are central and the only thing that breaks away from the gushing Peter "I've never been as happy in my life", "Lets do this" and Other Cliches Andre.


The Rights of Children

As Junior and Princess grow older they are going to want their privacy or not. The thing is, nobody can make that decision for them. They can when they are adults. End of.


Peter Andre's Business PlanPeter Andre and fat Claire (forget her name, you know the one, her who Katie couldn't stomach, his manager currently on the Kerry Katona freak band wagon) put the "sweet" kids at the centre of his business plan. They needed to. This did not consider the children's privacy. Now Katie has made the decision, because this is what she thinks is best for them, Peter Andre and Chubba-Wubba will have to go along with it. Protesting only make everything written above seem completely true.

Katie Price Gossip | Katie Price Going to Prison Over Car Accident Despite Digital Breathalyser! UNTRUE

Drunk Driving DUI?

No, keep you knickers on. There is no reports alleged or otherwise that Katie Price was driving under the influence. Apart from not risking her driving licence or the lives of people in the car, when Katie has a drink she uses a chauffeur or a taxi. We think she has a digital breathalyser anyway as all people could do with one to monitor their blood alcohol levels.

The Boring Facts about the Real Driving Incident

The stories appearing are based on those which appeared in the Daily Mail and the Mirror. They concern an incident which took place near the Hawth theatre in Crawley Surrey where Michelle Heaton (a close friend of Katie Price) was appearing in the play The Naked Truth. The supposed incident happened on 15th October 2010.

There are pictures of Katie Price holding a phone but not holding it to her ear. This is the first part of the story as if Katie was proven to use a mobile phone while driving she could receive more points on her licence. It is not clear if Katie is driving in these pictures or if she is the passenger in the front passenger seat.

Photographer Gets in the Way

The other part of the story concerns a photographer who was "clipped" by the car which contained Katie Price. It is not clear if the photographer was doing something ridiculous to get the money shot but this is likely to be the case. It is on this unclear account of events that certain elements in the press are speculating that Katie Price is about to spend 2 years in jail as a punishment. They wish!

Katie Price Gossip | Katie Price and Alex Reid to Divorce

 

While Alex Reid gets on with training and Katie Price gets on with living a quieter life within the privacy of their new Sussex countryside mansion, the celebrity media are having withdrawal symptoms. The worst is that they are going mad, hence the ridiculous stories emerging...

The lowest of the low celebrity gossip website which employ writers who cannot write and reporters who invent "sources close to Alex Reid" or "sources close to Katie Price" are touting a story that Katie Price and Alex Reid are about to split up and a divorce will be happening soon. Is that so? Is Katie, as they put it, the new Elizabeth Taylor?

Katie Price and Elizabeth Taylor

Katie Price and Elizabeth Taylor have very little in common. Although both British and both women that is where any similarity ends. Different styles, different professions, different interests, different friends, different families. Do we need to go on? Our point is that making a comparison between the five times married Elizabeth Taylor and the twice married Katie Price is totally ridiculous and only goes to show the low calibre (and pay of the journalists working for the website in question) of the website in question.

Katie Price Hacks Missed the Real Katie Price Gossip

Yes, the hacks that "report" (to use the term lightly) missed the fact that Katie Price appeared on a political show recently. This fact was reported here but, because the hacks that report on Katie are mostly writing their crap in foreign countries or not interested in politics or anything else cerebral, it was not mentioned on other sites or even newspapers.

If There Is No Story Invent One

The subheading above gives the mantra of most of the media who concern themselves with the life and times of Katie Price.

What Is It About Katie Price?

You heard, we're asking you, what is it about Katie Price? Why do people want to read about every aspect of Katie Price, Mrs Alex Reid and Jordan? There must be something captivating - if we knew what it was we could sell it!

Peter Andre would like to believe he has some of the same quality but his smarm is seemingly diluting it - more than double the people watch Katie's post marriage to him reality TV show on ITV2 than watch the same type of thing featuring the kicked into touch, would be heart throb but only able to manage teeny bopper throb Andre. Still, there must be some clues we can glean from him as he really did think he could eclipse Katie.

So, let's throw the ball into the court of our readers. If you have any idea how Katie Price does it let us know in the comments section below. If you supply the definitive answer there is still time for us to buy, barter or manufacture some before Christmas. If all goes to plan well be on guest lists and red carpets... so do your best!

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Katie Price Moves Onward but Peter Andre Moves Downwards

As Katie Price's marriage and happiness with Alex Reid becomes more and more difficult for the gutter press to disprove, despite their supposed "insider" sources so does the life of their favourite, Peter Andre, teeter on the brink of disaster.

We have just visited Andre official website and listened to extracts from ten tracks on his new album. They are all very samey and the lyrics are very embarrassing. The single seems to be I'll Be Your Defender and its video features a Katie Price lookalike who might have gone to the same cosmetic surgeon and hairdresser as our eponymous heroine (Katie Price). Weird or what? Andre doesn't seem to have moved on at all when it comes to women. They all have to look the same...

Meanwhile, Katie Price's Paradise (the book) has topped the bestseller lists.

Is Katie Price Investing in Gold

The Midas Touch

Katie Price is a renowned business woman. She has the Midas touch as, seemingly, everything she does – from designing, marketing and selling perfumes, to writing books, to producing household textiles and horse blankets – turns to gold. But, has Katie Price invested in gold bullion? Or, will Katie Price be investing in gold in the future?

Gold Prices are Still Rising

Katie Price was reported to be making in excess of £8 million per year a couple of years ago. We think, judging by the success of her named branded products and the continuing success of her publishing career, that she is making in excess of £8 million per year.

How to Invest Cash

Banks and building societies, ISAs and saving policies are offering less than 3% per annum for cash paid into them. Gold bullion on the other hand is paying much higher returns to its investors. The price of gold is continuing to rise. It stands to reason, therefore, that Katie and Alex have some investments in gold bullion. If they haven’t they must have a pretty poor financial adviser or not have one at all.

Gold Bullion for Presents

Katie Price likes practical presents. If you remember, when Alex Reid was in the Celebrity Big Brother House he had discovered that Katie Price didn’t like certain types of presents. She didn’t like the Astrological Birth Chart he had ordered. We reckon that even people as discerning as Katie Price would approve of some gold for Christmas.

Buy Gold for Christmas

Buy Gold coins, gold ingots or gold bullion bars for classy Christmas presents this year. When you give gold you should also give the instruction for the recipient to sell it before the price of gold falls. Give gold for Christmas 2010 and the Gold Price Analyst we spoke to reckons that the price will continue to rise for at least another year.

Katie Price New Pregnancy Rumours

Mommy Price and Daddy Reid



There is nothing that Katie Price and Alex Reid want more than to have a baby together. They have both spoken publically about their wishes to be parents to another child in addion to Harvey, Junior and Princess. Because the press know all this they are forever starting "Katie Price is Pregnant" rumours. Their intention is the ability to boast "you heard it here first"


You Heard it Here First!

Because of the tendency outlined above, it is with tongues in cheeks that we on the Katie Price Gossip website announce that Katie Price is pregnant with her and Alex Reid's baby. However, the official announcement will not be made until January when Katie is more than 12 weeks through her gestation.


Keeping Pregnancies Secret

It is not easy to jeep pregnancies secret. For a start there are tell-tale signs to cover up. Tiredness, changes in apetite and reactions to the sight of some foods and smells of others can come on without warning and within minutes. The best way to hide these traits from the rest of the world is to stay at home.

Another problem is the people you tell. They could tell your secret by accident and, they are only human, they could well be confiding in one other person who might be doing the same and so on and so forth. In the case of Katie Price there are other incentives to reveal her secrets. Pecuniary offers will be made.


A New Range of Designer Baby Clothes

Katie has to take all these factors into consideration. Perhaps she will decide to keep the secret only with Daddy Reid. Perhaps, possibly or definitely Katie and Alex will be designing a new range of baby clothes... just because they want to


Buying Baby Clothes

Katie Price loves buying baby clothes but she will have to curb this activity unless there is a baby who can offer her cover.

Katie Price Christmas Shopping | Is Hamleys Toy Shop Ready for Katie Price?

Christmas Shopping for Toys at Hamleys



Last year Katie Price turned up at Hamleys toy shop, in London's West End, unannounced. She commandered several of their staff and went on, what can only be described as, a supermarket dash. She bought anything and everything and in quantities above one. The only thing she didn't buy at Hamleys was the wrapping paper - as she thought the price was ridiculously high.


Unhappy Christmas 2009

We watched her pack her own presents alone. Katie Price had the mosy miserable Christmas she had ever had. She made sure Harvey was happy but missed her other two children who were spending Christmas with their father, the publicity hungry Peter Andre. Things could only get better for Katie Price!


Happy Christmas 2010

This year she will have all her children with her. Katie will also be sharing Christmas with new husband Alex Reid who is great with the children. The family have now moved to their private mansion in the Sussex countryside and so will spend Christmas without uninvited paparazi. Of course, and this is a first for Katie, the other loves of her lide will be ther too.


Happy Christmas for Katie's Horses

The Sussex mansion where the best ever Pricey Christmas is planned and will very likely materialise is also the new home of Katie's five horses and Junior's pony. Rumours are that there might be another pony turning up from Shetland but we'll have to wait and see if our source is correct.

Katie Price Secretary Look

Katie Price revealed what could be her new look on the late night political show hosted by Andrew Neil. The look is (some would say) far more sophisticated and less in your face glamour. Gone is the big, black hair look made with hundreds of single strand hair extensions and a few hair pieces. In comes a slick just below shoulder length bob. The hair colour changes from dense black to a non-brassy beige blond with highlights and low lights. It is quite possible that this hairstyle uses only Katie's own hair but possible too (given its extensive volume) that some single strand hair extensions are incorporated in this secretary style. Of course (come to think of it) this could be a wig!


Completing the Katie Price Secretary Look

Katie Price has been seen wearing glasses to complete the secretary look. The glasses are rectangular and have thick frames. We have seen similar in the Dolce Gabano range.

The clothes worn with the secretary style are more modest too. Skirt lengths are a minimum just above the knee. Skirt suits with blouses seem to be the order of the day. Shoes are still with heels but court shoes and pumps. The secretary look is all together more classic.

Katie Price and The English Defence League

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Katie Price has Nothing to do with the English Defence League

Rumours that Katie Price is somehow involved with the right wing (some would say racist and fascist) EDL (English Defence League) are ridiculous and have been totally denied by Katie and her management company. The objectionable political group has used a picture of Katie Price without her permission on its FaceBook page.

It seems Katie posed for the picture with what she thought was an average fan. The fan turned out to be a member of the fascist EDL. Katie Price is now spending money and instructing lawyers to attempt to remove her image from the website. She does not wish anyone to get the wrong idea about her politics. If anything Katie is left of centre when it comes to politics. Certainly, when it come to skin colour, Katie Price is colourblind.

Katie Price and All Things Nice | Plastic Surgery and Extensions

Katie Price looks exactly how she wants to look. This is because she has taken her image by the horns and made changes. Whether or not these changes are justified, whether we think they are a form of self mutilation, whether we think the money could be spent acheiving more good is besides the point. The point is that Katie Price decides what is nice and goes for it.


Katie Price Hair

Katie Price has what we might term average hair... until she adds hair dye, hair extensions and hair pieces. When Katie Price turns up at a signing, for a television appearance or to present an award her hair is outstanding. She can hair the longest, thickest biggest hair imaginable. She can have hair so black that it looks miraculous. To achieve her look takes the best quality real hair, single strand extensions and similar hairpieces. It is rumoured that she uses up to three hair pieces and hundreds of single strand extensions and the services of a top hairdresser to make her ultimate big hair look. Exactly how she achieves it seems to be a closely guarded secret.


Katie Price Matching Tan

Katie Price uses a spray tan. When Katie was blonde she sometimes looked a bit of an orangey brown. To match with her black hair Katie Price has changed her tan colour. There is no more trace of an orange hue. The new spray tan is dark brown.


Katie Price and Other Enhancements She Thinks Nice

There's a lot more to achieving the Katie Price look than hair and matching tan. From head to foot katie has undergone thousands of pounds worth of enhancements. She has tinted eyerows, shaped and waxed. She wears false eyelashes or has eyelash extensions. Her teeth are bleached and/or have porcelain plates. She has had many anti-wrinkle face injections. She has had several boob jobs and other "bits" of plastic surgery. In fact if katie Price thinks it will look nice, she goes for it!

Katie Price, Strategy and Peter Andre

Saint Peter Andre and his Fallen Halo

The people who write the articles on this website try and look behind the media blurb and buzz. We also try to ensure that we don't fall for the garbage written in the mainstream press. We try our best but are the first to  admit that sometimes we fail. For example, when Katie Price and Peter Andre split up we were of the blame Katie Price camp. For this we now unreservedly apologise. In fact every time we see the sanctimonious twot that is Saint Smarm himself - also known as Peter Andre - we apologise.


Peter Andre Media Addict

Peter Andre could teach Stephen Fry the self confessed media whore a thing or two about being on the tele. There's nothing Stephen Fry could teach Peter Andre about being a self serving hypocrite. We pass the puke bucket each time we see that sh*t eating grin and the ponced up poses that the ridiculous little cliched man affects.


Katie Price and Her Strategy with Peter Andre


Katie Price is ignoring the former celibate saint and this seems to be supplying him with rope. He is seemingly addicted to being on the television and in the press. However as both media demand something new Andre is giving, drip by drip, enough information away to shatter the saintly image.


First, Second and Third with Peter Andre

First of all we discover that Peter Andre was not celebate for long. Then we doscover that he is having an affair with one of Katie Price's assistants/friends. Andre has given an exclusive interview to The News of the World which will be published tomorrow (31st September 2010) and we are wondering what he will be giving away with that.


Meanwhile Katie Price and Alex Reid

Meanwhile Katie Price and Alex Reid are living an idyllic family life in their new Sussex mansion. We have just one thing to say to Peter Andre. It is:

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Katie Price Wedding Tips

Katie Price has had two weddings or three if you count the blessing and reception held for family and friends after her LA marriage to Alex Reid. Katie Price weddings and receptions are well documented and it is possible to work out what makes a wedding in Katie Price's view. Essentially Katie Price is not the sort to waste a large amount of money on an event she does not enjoy or aspire to.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number One

Don't waste money on any aspect of your wedding that you are not going to enjoy or just because it is expected. Go to Las Vegas to get married and don't tell your family and friends until after the affair if that is what you want.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Two

Your wedding dress. Go for it! Decide what is the style which is most flattering for you and spend as much as you can afford on it. Of course, don't forget tip number one and, if this is not important to you simply don't bother.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Three

In addition to family a wedding should involve friends. Don't stick to the traditional format for a wedding if you don't want to. For example, if you don't want bridesmaids have some of your close friends in a similar role.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Four

Party! A wedding should be all the excuse you need for a party. If necessary have the party after the wedding - a few months after if you like. A party with excellent food, music and dancing. You can't beat it.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Five

Preparation, preparation, preparation. Even if you are lucky enough to be able to afford planners and event producers you should take control of your wedding plans and make sure they come up to goals you set. The other kind of preparation is of yourself. Pamper yourself.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Six

Be generous. Give your guests something they want and will always remember you for - a great day out at your wedding. Also, give those who have worked hard on the day and on your behalf for your own benefit something special. For example, give them a holiday,,, which brings us on to tip number seven...


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Seven

Have a wonderful honeymoon.

Katie Price Head to Toe and Everything in Between and More with Additions and Extras

First Things First

Katie Price seems to have had average success as a glamour model until she became a virtual pioneer of boob jobs. In those day Jordan went from average to gigantic and when she did her career took off. But it wasn't just her bust which Katie has had "improved". Katie's Surgery is he subject of news and gossip but we will never know everything even if there is not much more than the changing shape and position of Katie's boobs.


Hair Today and Hair Tomorrow

Katie had become defined by her hair. Her hair gets bigger and longer and more impossibly beautiful. It is really strange that she herself has a modest head of hair. Equally strange is that she has evolved from lightest blonde to darkest black. More women have bought more single strand hair extensions because of katie Price. Katie Price is currently doing the same for hair pieces. Katie Price's HAIR is an important topic of conversation in the world - sad but true.


The Eyes Have IT

Katie Price has become so synonomous with false eye lashes that she has now launched three different types. She has also experimented with eye lash extensions and has her eyebrows attended to. Katie Price's Eyes have it!

There is nothing that Katie Price does which doesn't warrant a headline somewhere in the celebrity obsessed world in which we live, This website was originally set up to exploit that fact and monitor how true it is. It has exploited its subject and found out that readers are celebrity obsessed even more so than people who buy newspapers and magazines. We are not sure id we approve but we're certain that we will come to a conclusion. Part two coming soon

Katie Price Property | Katie Price Real Estate

A New Home Katie Price, her Children, Horses and Alex Reid

Finding a new home was not the easiest thing for Katie Price. She needed a new home for herself (she wanted her new married life in a different setting to the failed one with Peter Andre), the children (always her greatest priority), somewhere for her horses close by and somewhere to enjoy marriage with the hunk and winner of the penultimate Celebrity Big Brother, Alex Reid. She also wanted the new home to be out of the view of the press. For all their sakes the new home had to be surrounded by enough land so it wouldn't be visible from the road.


The Reality of Real Estate for Celebrities

We are not saying that celebrities need our sympathy because of the extra stresses they have during one of the most stressful times in anyone's life (moving home) but it should be considered. Of course, wealth does come in handy when reducing the work involved in relocating, but money cannot rid the event of stress completely. Katie, Alex and family had the additional £1,000,000 or so to buy acres of land as a press buffer zone. Despite this a picture of their new home, deep in the Sussex countryside appeared in the press without Price or Reid's permission and it appeared that photographers had come onto the property to get their money shot.


Smaller Than the Andre Family Home

Katie and family have sized down for this move. Katie said on What Katie Did Next that there were too many rooms in her last house. Rooms that were hardly, if ever, used. Despite the downsizing Katie looked happy, much happier than she did with Pete in the last bigger house. Alex Reid has a way with the kids and with Katie and Katie is made up as her horses and Junior's pony are stabled adjacent to the new house as are paddocks and a dressage area.


Best Wishes to Them in Their New Home!

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Katie Price Perfumes, Fragrances and Scents

About Katie Price Merchandise

Katie Price has a wide range of merchandise on offer to fans of herself or her style. As you would expect a lot of the products have a pink theme but there are a few more sophisticated surprises. For example, look at her equestrian range and her range of underwear.


Katie Price Prices

You might expect that merchandise which carries the Katie Price branding is more expensive than merchandise which does not. In which case your expectations will not be lived up to. Katie Price merchandise is priced reasonably - perhaps it's something to do with her name.


Katie Price Perfumes

We tries Bestotted and Stunning and, although we still prefer perfumes from the Givenchy range, we were pleasantly surprised. For our taste Besotted was a little too citrus like but Stunning struck the exact note we like. Stunning has a lingering jasmine and bergamot scent which ties in with our idea of what a perfume should do... last! We also liked the way thatthis perfume developed different notes on different people.

Katie Price to Open Beauty Parlour

Katie Price Beauty Expert

If there is one thing Katie Price knows about it is beauty. Through trial and error, through devoting years to developing her own style and getting to know the beauty products available and in the pipeline, Katie Price is undoubtedly an expert. Now Katie has plans to put her expertise to good use.

Katie Price Beauty Parlour Chain

Katie Price has plans to open one Beauty Parlour to start but wants to develop a chain within 5 years according to our source. She is certain that her style will be popular with the public but she is not going to stop there. This is not a scheme she will be rushing into.


Training is Gaining in the Beauty Parlour World

Katie is not rushing into this project. She wants to train is all aspects of the Beauty business. In What Katie Did Next we see her attending training sessions in eyebrow tinting and shaping. We see her using guinea pigs to train on and we conclude that Katie is serious about going into this business.


Would You Frequent Katie Price Beauty Parlours? 

Let's face it, Katie Price has experience in all aspects of beauty - from head to toe. She has a trustworthy brand and we know she likes to offer value. For these reasons we are sure that Katie Price Beauty Parlours will be popular. What do you think Would you book into a Katie Price Beauty Parlour if one were to open near you? Please leave a comment below and tell us what you think.

Katie Price Would Rather be in Court for Drink Drving than Slander and Libel

Don't Drink and Drive

There's no way that Katie Price would drive while under the influence of alcohol. If you are drinking and driving make sure that you have not exceeded the legal limit. You can buy a digital breathalyser which will measure the amount of alcohol in your blood.

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Katie Price Drink and Dangerous Driving

Katie Price was recently in court for dangerous driving. This was due to an incident when Katie was driving her 7.5 ton pink horse box on a motorway and was seen to swerve lanes. In court Katie claimed that she was a "typical woman" much to the changrin of feminists everywhere. The glamour model and business woman got off lightly - there was no driving ban - but there is no suggestion anywhere that alcohol was involved.


In Court Accused by Peter Andre

Katie was in court last week, accused of slander and libel by Peter Andre. We wish Katie all the best with this ongoing problem and hope all is resolved soon and to Katie, her children and Alex's liking. Perhaps the outcome will quieten Andre too. Nobody likes being in court but least of all Katie Price and least of all being accused of this. In fact we are certain that Katie would rather be in court accused of drink driving or driving under the influence!