New Reports about Katie Price and Alex Reid
Yesterday saw several reports circulating about the state of Katie Price and Alex Reid's post-marriage relationship. At the bottom of all the authoritative reports is the tiniest piece of evidence which has been Chinese whispered, expanded and distorted to reveal its truth. These were in addition to the scoop published on this website about Katie Price's latest hairstyle CLICK HERE to read that.
The Reports and Reports to Expect
In other words the reports are completely untrustworthy, but hey, here they are and beneath them their logical conclusions which could be seen in more mainstream reports coming soon...
Alex Reid Made to Have Sex with Katie Price Three Times a Day
The report that Alex (the poor brainless man who does as he is told all the time) is being forced to have sex with Katie Price, three times a day, come rain or shine and he better not complain or he'll be made to do it again, come after other reports about the couple spending much time apart due to work commitments. With this unfortunate former report in mind we wish to add another report:
Alex Reid Made to Supply Sperm Donation | Expect this Report Soon
This "report" should be expected soon. After declaring that Alex Reid is being made to have sex with Katie Price three times a day and the realisation that this is impossible due to the couple's separation due to onging work commitments, this so called report is a logical conclusion. Expect an insider or anonymous friend to be in touch with the press soon about this, they will conveniently say that:
"Katie Price is forcing Alex Reid to supply her with sperm so she can attempt to impreganate herself three times a day with a turkey baster..."
Katie Price Forces Alex Reid to Dress Like Peter Andre and to Dump his Manager of 12 Years
Reports that Katie Price is forcing Alex Reid to dress differently and that she forced him to dispense with his manager after twelve years came hot on the heals of another report that Katie followed Alex to Los Angeles, hot on his heals. Alex himself denied that Katie is forcing him to dress like Peter Andre but he admitted that she suggested he spike his hair. The latter is better overlooked and the best resort is to have an insider and anonymous friend give their opinion. Expect this report from such a anonymous spokesperson soon:
Alex Reid Promises to do Everything Katie Price Tells Him
An anonymous inside source said:
"Alex Reid has signed a secret contract with Katie Price and has also took an oath that he will do everything Katie Price tells him..."
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