We were watching one of those programmes on the television which follow the traffic police around on their beat. Generally we watch them when we have nothing to do. One bust is just like the next. A different version of a chav with few manners and very little pride in themselves. These programmes quickly become boring and depressing and are never watched from beginning to end - that would make us as sad as them.
Time to Turn Over But Then We See Katie Price!
We are on the beat with a female and male police officer in Brighton. Then we glimpse a Range Rover type of vehicle which is white and has the registration plate BOSSY KT. There's banter among the law and it turns out that this car was stopped last week for not having number plates which comply. They still son't comply so the officers take the decision to pull over the driver and request an update. While they are doing this we get the impression that the female officer is not that enamoured of the driver. Who is the driver? It is our Katie Price!
Dowdy Women Don't Like Katie Price
We've noticed this phenomena ourselves. We have since curbed our own tendency to act this way - it comes across as jealous and that is just never an attractive trait. The female officer is pleased that when the male officer makes a check via police radio, he finds that the car is not insured. Then the true colours of the officers show through. It is wrong that celebrities are not treated like everybody else (agreed) and they too should have car insurance (definitely agreed). The officers make Katie pull over and the male goes and sits in her BOSSY KT white wagon.
Katie Doesn't Like All Cameras
During the interview Katie is surprised to be told she has no insurance. It turns out her mother deals with this sort of thing so she gives her a call. Before we have resolution Katie insists she drives further down the road and wants the cameras taken from her. There's some bickering about this by the plods - "celebrities should be treated the same blah blah blah" but Katie drives off and away from the cameras anyway and is not arrested for acting like a celebrity. Such an arrest would have been a travesty as if turns out Katie Price did have car insurance and it was the police computer at fault for not updating quickly enough
Cheryl Cole Copies Katie Price Style
Cheryl Cole | Oh So NOT Original
The latest non-scandal about Cheryl Cole is that her advert for Loreal "because we are worth it" shampoo is total BS (the plop of bulls). This is because - and why nobody has ever picked up on this and ran with it - Cheryl Cole needs more than a bottle of shampoo and matching hair conditioner to make her tresses so shiny, long and healthy looking.
How to Achieve the Cheryl Cole Hairstyle
The way to achieve the Cheryl Cole hairstyle does not involve the duo of haircare preparations manufactured by Loreal. Their hair shampoo and hair conditioner are not responsible for the magnificent hair featured in the Loreal "because we're worth it" ad. Conversely, how Katie Price achieves her magnificent hairstyle would be more near the mark. Katie Price (and Cheryl Cole) achieve their hair with hundreds (and possibl hundreds more) single strand hair extensions. Cheryl Cole might also use (as Katie Price admits to using in her normal and refreshing upfront style) hair pieces.
Now, Come to Think of It...
It is not only the Katie Price hairstyle which Cheryl Cole copies. There's the nails, the fake tan and the outfits. They are more than a little Katie Price looking.
There Could be More
Unlike Katie Price, Cheryl Cole is not so upfront about the way she looks. For all we know Cheryl Cole might have had cosmetic surgery. Who knows? Perhaps it will all come out in the wash. Perhaps the press will start employing phantom Cheryl Cole friends...
The latest non-scandal about Cheryl Cole is that her advert for Loreal "because we are worth it" shampoo is total BS (the plop of bulls). This is because - and why nobody has ever picked up on this and ran with it - Cheryl Cole needs more than a bottle of shampoo and matching hair conditioner to make her tresses so shiny, long and healthy looking.
How to Achieve the Cheryl Cole Hairstyle
The way to achieve the Cheryl Cole hairstyle does not involve the duo of haircare preparations manufactured by Loreal. Their hair shampoo and hair conditioner are not responsible for the magnificent hair featured in the Loreal "because we're worth it" ad. Conversely, how Katie Price achieves her magnificent hairstyle would be more near the mark. Katie Price (and Cheryl Cole) achieve their hair with hundreds (and possibl hundreds more) single strand hair extensions. Cheryl Cole might also use (as Katie Price admits to using in her normal and refreshing upfront style) hair pieces.
Now, Come to Think of It...
It is not only the Katie Price hairstyle which Cheryl Cole copies. There's the nails, the fake tan and the outfits. They are more than a little Katie Price looking.
There Could be More
Unlike Katie Price, Cheryl Cole is not so upfront about the way she looks. For all we know Cheryl Cole might have had cosmetic surgery. Who knows? Perhaps it will all come out in the wash. Perhaps the press will start employing phantom Cheryl Cole friends...
Will Katie Have Her Peter Tattoo Removed?
Amid publicity, shortly after Katie Price split with Peter Andre, Katie was hounded by press while trying to enjoy a holiday in Majorca. Peter Andre was pictured like a saint with his children at the family's Cyprus home and the press, fooled by his good boy act, put all their efforts into following Katie around the beautiful island of Majorca.
Tattooing over the Tattoo
It was while on her Majorca holiday that Katie reportedly took action against her Pete tattoo on her hand. She paid 85 Euros to have a cross (X) tattooed over it to obliterate the name of her ex. Having the tattoo removed by laser would have cost more and would have done a much better job but tattoo laser removal is a long winded affair and practitioners need more training than bog-standard tattoo artists.
Laser Tattoo Removal Falls in Price
No pun intended. The cost of laser tattoo removal is now falling. This is due largely to the increase in its popularity. It is widely predicted that the price will fall further too because of the likely demand for just a small percentage of the tattoos to be removed which have gone on in the last few years. Obviously the cost is not an issue for Katie Price but we are wondering if the complete removal of the vestiges of her Pete tattoo is.
Is Katie Price Completely over Peter Andre?
Actually we have no doubt that Katie Price is over Peter Andre. This article was written mainly because of all the manufactured press speculation which (made up though it is) is so plentiful that it does at times have you wondering. In fact, come to think of it, we haven't seen the Pete tattoo mentioned in the gossip columns, nor the X tattoo she supposedly had tattooed over it in Majorca. So, perhaps the whole thing was made up or, even more unlikely, Katie Price has already seen a laser tattoo remover.
Tattooing over the Tattoo
It was while on her Majorca holiday that Katie reportedly took action against her Pete tattoo on her hand. She paid 85 Euros to have a cross (X) tattooed over it to obliterate the name of her ex. Having the tattoo removed by laser would have cost more and would have done a much better job but tattoo laser removal is a long winded affair and practitioners need more training than bog-standard tattoo artists.
Laser Tattoo Removal Falls in Price
No pun intended. The cost of laser tattoo removal is now falling. This is due largely to the increase in its popularity. It is widely predicted that the price will fall further too because of the likely demand for just a small percentage of the tattoos to be removed which have gone on in the last few years. Obviously the cost is not an issue for Katie Price but we are wondering if the complete removal of the vestiges of her Pete tattoo is.
Is Katie Price Completely over Peter Andre?
Actually we have no doubt that Katie Price is over Peter Andre. This article was written mainly because of all the manufactured press speculation which (made up though it is) is so plentiful that it does at times have you wondering. In fact, come to think of it, we haven't seen the Pete tattoo mentioned in the gossip columns, nor the X tattoo she supposedly had tattooed over it in Majorca. So, perhaps the whole thing was made up or, even more unlikely, Katie Price has already seen a laser tattoo remover.
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