Katie Price News and Gossip Roundup



Katie Price was stopped by police while on her mobile phone and driving. This could mean a fine for the celebrity, glamour model, businesswoman, mother and wife (yep, she’s still all those). One source said that Katie is to employ a lawyer known as Mr Loophole to get her through this scrape with the law but we reckon she’ll just pay the fine and admit it was wrong to pick up the kids and endanger them by making a mobile phone call. Perhaps this is just a hunch or perhaps we know better than some other Katie Price Gossip websites – you’ll have to wait and see.

There are also reports that Katie has been selling boring old photos. Reports that Peter Andre is not pleased should not be taken that seriously because not being pleased is Andre’s default mood. Perhaps he has not been able to con another Maddy like woman into his CENSORED!

Further reports conclude that Katie Price has given up Botox. This could be because there is only so much Botox a face can take or absolute bollocks – we will investigate further. By the way, there are still rumours that Katie Price is pregnant but there always are… MORE SOON

Katie Price, Kerry Katona and their Singing Ex Husbands

Only a fool would argue that, other then appearing on the same edition of I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!, Katie Price and Kerry Katona have nothing in common.  Let's see...


The Outstanding Differences Between Katie Price and Kerry Katona


Katie Price has never had anything to do with drugs. This is a certainty as the press would have a field day if there was one whiff of something (literally). Kerry on the other hand is, according to press coverage, an old hand. There's also an outstanding difference is style. Say what you like about Katie Price's style, she knows exactly what she likes and gets it. Kerry Katona on the other hand chops and changes.  Then there's the way Katie stays the same weight and shape - apart from when she is pregnant or changes breast implants - Kerry is all over the show and has the cheek to flog her diet!  Which leads us to the final big difference: Katie has financial acumen whereas Kerry seems to have little. You wouldn't find Katie entrusting her money to a husband!


Another Similarity Between Katie Price and Kerry Katona


Oh yes, there is another major similarity between Katie Price and Kerry Katona. Both the A and the B list celebrities have been married to and are now divorced from pop stars. Peter Andre in Katie Price's case and Brian McFadden in the case of Kerry Katona.  Do these ex husbands have anything in common with one another apart from their roles in music?


Peter Andre Gets on Katie's Nerves

It is well documented that creepy Pete gets on Katie Price's nerves. That said, he does seem to take child care and contact seriously. So what he has tried to play the press against his ex wife but this - we are thinking in particular of his comments when his daughter had some of her mother's makeup on - has usually backfired. Also, since marrying Alex and refurbishing her home (to get rid of all signs of Pete), Katie has got over Peter. Despite their rows both Katie and Peter have ensured that the kids get quality time with both of them.


Brian McFadden Tweets on Kerry Katona

Compare this to the role Brian McFadden plays in his children with Kerry Katona.  "YOU ARE DEAD TO ME" Tweeted McFadden to Kerry in a very public display of the worst kind of fathering. Brian had been vexed by an interview Kerry gave (probably for £10.50) to some newspaper and probably (but not assuredly) to a gutter press hack. In this interview Kerry recounted that McFadden's only contact with his kids had been 5 telephone calls a year. Brian didn't seemingly dispute this in his Tweets - these were more aimed at humiliating his ex wife and the mother of his children.


We Don't Like Peter Andre Any More but...

Andre is far higher in our estimation than the Twittering McFadden.


What Katie Might Do Next

We hope that Katie Price (who can't stand the stupid Kerry since her public pledge to camp Peter) will let bygones be bygones and take the stupid Kerry under her wing. Teach Kerry how to respect herself again - here's hoping...  Whatever, Katie will be glad that Peter is not similar to Brian.