Does Katie Price Want Peter Andre to Stop Exploiting their Children?

You Only Live Once


Recap: It Was Peter Andre Who Walked out on Katie and the Kids
Since the breakdown of the marriage of Katie Price and Peter Andre, Katie has picked herself up and done everything to keep her children happy. That Alex Reid happened along and the couple fell in love and were married soon after the split up has only added to the children's lives. We can't fault Katie - even if we ourselves might have taken longer between marriages to avoid the claims of "rebound relationship", after all, it was Peter who walked out on Katie and the kids...


Peter Andre Life After Walking Out on His Kids
If we are to believe the front that Peter Andre puts on (an frankly we don't) life has been a bed of roses since he walked out on his two young children. A gullible public (at least some of them) think Pete is an excellent father and buy his teeny boppa inspired "music" (we use the term "music" lightly). He never misses a chance to televise his life or an appearance of any kind and to listen to him gush about "finding himself" and he's "never been so happy" you might think he's happy... unless you've fallen to sleep already. He must be in the running for jumped up twerp and bore of the year, decade and century (if not millennium). In fact, the only thing that makes his shows are the appearances of his children.


Exploiting your Children to Make Television
When Katie Price introduced Harvey to the world she did children like him a huge favour. She banished misunderstanding and shamed a lot of us into seeing what a good mother she was. She showed us that all kids were beautiful. When Katie and Pete were together the children were background only. In Katie's reality TV since the split up they are background. In Peter's reality TV since the split up they are central and the only thing that breaks away from the gushing Peter "I've never been as happy in my life", "Lets do this" and Other Cliches Andre.


The Rights of Children

As Junior and Princess grow older they are going to want their privacy or not. The thing is, nobody can make that decision for them. They can when they are adults. End of.


Peter Andre's Business PlanPeter Andre and fat Claire (forget her name, you know the one, her who Katie couldn't stomach, his manager currently on the Kerry Katona freak band wagon) put the "sweet" kids at the centre of his business plan. They needed to. This did not consider the children's privacy. Now Katie has made the decision, because this is what she thinks is best for them, Peter Andre and Chubba-Wubba will have to go along with it. Protesting only make everything written above seem completely true.

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Drunk Driving DUI?

No, keep you knickers on. There is no reports alleged or otherwise that Katie Price was driving under the influence. Apart from not risking her driving licence or the lives of people in the car, when Katie has a drink she uses a chauffeur or a taxi. We think she has a digital breathalyser anyway as all people could do with one to monitor their blood alcohol levels.

The Boring Facts about the Real Driving Incident

The stories appearing are based on those which appeared in the Daily Mail and the Mirror. They concern an incident which took place near the Hawth theatre in Crawley Surrey where Michelle Heaton (a close friend of Katie Price) was appearing in the play The Naked Truth. The supposed incident happened on 15th October 2010.

There are pictures of Katie Price holding a phone but not holding it to her ear. This is the first part of the story as if Katie was proven to use a mobile phone while driving she could receive more points on her licence. It is not clear if Katie is driving in these pictures or if she is the passenger in the front passenger seat.

Photographer Gets in the Way

The other part of the story concerns a photographer who was "clipped" by the car which contained Katie Price. It is not clear if the photographer was doing something ridiculous to get the money shot but this is likely to be the case. It is on this unclear account of events that certain elements in the press are speculating that Katie Price is about to spend 2 years in jail as a punishment. They wish!

Katie Price Gossip | Katie Price and Alex Reid to Divorce

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While Alex Reid gets on with training and Katie Price gets on with living a quieter life within the privacy of their new Sussex countryside mansion, the celebrity media are having withdrawal symptoms. The worst is that they are going mad, hence the ridiculous stories emerging...

The lowest of the low celebrity gossip website which employ writers who cannot write and reporters who invent "sources close to Alex Reid" or "sources close to Katie Price" are touting a story that Katie Price and Alex Reid are about to split up and a divorce will be happening soon. Is that so? Is Katie, as they put it, the new Elizabeth Taylor?

Katie Price and Elizabeth Taylor

Katie Price and Elizabeth Taylor have very little in common. Although both British and both women that is where any similarity ends. Different styles, different professions, different interests, different friends, different families. Do we need to go on? Our point is that making a comparison between the five times married Elizabeth Taylor and the twice married Katie Price is totally ridiculous and only goes to show the low calibre (and pay of the journalists working for the website in question) of the website in question.

Katie Price Hacks Missed the Real Katie Price Gossip

Yes, the hacks that "report" (to use the term lightly) missed the fact that Katie Price appeared on a political show recently. This fact was reported here but, because the hacks that report on Katie are mostly writing their crap in foreign countries or not interested in politics or anything else cerebral, it was not mentioned on other sites or even newspapers.

If There Is No Story Invent One

The subheading above gives the mantra of most of the media who concern themselves with the life and times of Katie Price.

What Is It About Katie Price?

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You heard, we're asking you, what is it about Katie Price? Why do people want to read about every aspect of Katie Price, Mrs Alex Reid and Jordan? There must be something captivating - if we knew what it was we could sell it!

Peter Andre would like to believe he has some of the same quality but his smarm is seemingly diluting it - more than double the people watch Katie's post marriage to him reality TV show on ITV2 than watch the same type of thing featuring the kicked into touch, would be heart throb but only able to manage teeny bopper throb Andre. Still, there must be some clues we can glean from him as he really did think he could eclipse Katie.

So, let's throw the ball into the court of our readers. If you have any idea how Katie Price does it let us know in the comments section below. If you supply the definitive answer there is still time for us to buy, barter or manufacture some before Christmas. If all goes to plan well be on guest lists and red carpets... so do your best!

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Katie Price Moves Onward but Peter Andre Moves Downwards

You Only Live Once

As Katie Price's marriage and happiness with Alex Reid becomes more and more difficult for the gutter press to disprove, despite their supposed "insider" sources so does the life of their favourite, Peter Andre, teeter on the brink of disaster.

We have just visited Andre official website and listened to extracts from ten tracks on his new album. They are all very samey and the lyrics are very embarrassing. The single seems to be I'll Be Your Defender and its video features a Katie Price lookalike who might have gone to the same cosmetic surgeon and hairdresser as our eponymous heroine (Katie Price). Weird or what? Andre doesn't seem to have moved on at all when it comes to women. They all have to look the same...

Meanwhile, Katie Price's Paradise (the book) has topped the bestseller lists.


Paradise

Is Katie Price Investing in Gold

The Midas Touch

Katie Price is a renowned business woman. She has the Midas touch as, seemingly, everything she does – from designing, marketing and selling perfumes, to writing books, to producing household textiles and horse blankets – turns to gold. But, has Katie Price invested in gold bullion? Or, will Katie Price be investing in gold in the future?


Gold Prices are Still Rising

Katie Price was reported to be making in excess of £8 million per year a couple of years ago. We think, judging by the success of her named branded products and the continuing success of her publishing career, that she is making in excess of £8 million per year.

How to Invest Cash

Banks and building societies, ISAs and saving policies are offering less than 3% per annum for cash paid into them. Gold bullion on the other hand is paying much higher returns to its investors. The price of gold is continuing to rise. It stands to reason, therefore, that Katie and Alex have some investments in gold bullion. If they haven’t they must have a pretty poor financial adviser or not have one at all.


Gold Bullion for Presents

Katie Price likes practical presents. If you remember, when Alex Reid was in the Celebrity Big Brother House he had discovered that Katie Price didn’t like certain types of presents. She didn’t like the Astrological Birth Chart he had ordered. We reckon that even people as discerning as Katie Price would approve of some gold for Christmas.


Buy Gold for Christmas

Buy Gold coins, gold ingots or gold bullion bars for classy Christmas presents this year. When you give gold you should also give the instruction for the recipient to sell it before the price of gold falls. Give gold for Christmas 2010 and the Gold Price Analyst we spoke to reckons that the price will continue to rise for at least another year.

Katie Price New Pregnancy Rumours

Mommy Price and Daddy Reid

Standing Out

There is nothing that Katie Price and Alex Reid want more than to have a baby together. They have both spoken publically about their wishes to be parents to another child in addion to Harvey, Junior and Princess. Because the press know all this they are forever starting "Katie Price is Pregnant" rumours. Their intention is the ability to boast "you heard it here first"


You Heard it Here First!

Because of the tendency outlined above, it is with tongues in cheeks that we on the Katie Price Gossip website announce that Katie Price is pregnant with her and Alex Reid's baby. However, the official announcement will not be made until January when Katie is more than 12 weeks through her gestation.


Keeping Pregnancies Secret

It is not easy to jeep pregnancies secret. For a start there are tell-tale signs to cover up. Tiredness, changes in apetite and reactions to the sight of some foods and smells of others can come on without warning and within minutes. The best way to hide these traits from the rest of the world is to stay at home.

Another problem is the people you tell. They could tell your secret by accident and, they are only human, they could well be confiding in one other person who might be doing the same and so on and so forth. In the case of Katie Price there are other incentives to reveal her secrets. Pecuniary offers will be made.


A New Range of Designer Baby Clothes

Katie has to take all these factors into consideration. Perhaps she will decide to keep the secret only with Daddy Reid. Perhaps, possibly or definitely Katie and Alex will be designing a new range of baby clothes... just because they want to


Buying Baby Clothes

Katie Price loves buying baby clothes but she will have to curb this activity unless there is a baby who can offer her cover.

Katie Price Christmas Shopping | Is Hamleys Toy Shop Ready for Katie Price?

Christmas Shopping for Toys at Hamleys

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Last year Katie Price turned up at Hamleys toy shop, in London's West End, unannounced. She commandered several of their staff and went on, what can only be described as, a supermarket dash. She bought anything and everything and in quantities above one. The only thing she didn't buy at Hamleys was the wrapping paper - as she thought the price was ridiculously high.


Unhappy Christmas 2009

We watched her pack her own presents alone. Katie Price had the mosy miserable Christmas she had ever had. She made sure Harvey was happy but missed her other two children who were spending Christmas with their father, the publicity hungry Peter Andre. Things could only get better for Katie Price!


Happy Christmas 2010

This year she will have all her children with her. Katie will also be sharing Christmas with new husband Alex Reid who is great with the children. The family have now moved to their private mansion in the Sussex countryside and so will spend Christmas without uninvited paparazi. Of course, and this is a first for Katie, the other loves of her lide will be ther too.


Happy Christmas for Katie's Horses

The Sussex mansion where the best ever Pricey Christmas is planned and will very likely materialise is also the new home of Katie's five horses and Junior's pony. Rumours are that there might be another pony turning up from Shetland but we'll have to wait and see if our source is correct.

Katie Price Secretary Look

Standing Out

Katie Price revealed what could be her new look on the late night political show hosted by Andrew Neil. The look is (some would say) far more sophisticated and less in your face glamour. Gone is the big, black hair look made with hundreds of single strand hair extensions and a few hair pieces. In comes a slick just below shoulder length bob. The hair colour changes from dense black to a non-brassy beige blond with highlights and low lights. It is quite possible that this hairstyle uses only Katie's own hair but possible too (given its extensive volume) that some single strand hair extensions are incorporated in this secretary style. Of course (come to think of it) this could be a wig!


Completing the Katie Price Secretary Look

Katie Price has been seen wearing glasses to complete the secretary look. The glasses are rectangular and have thick frames. We have seen similar in the Dolce Gabano range.

The clothes worn with the secretary style are more modest too. Skirt lengths are a minimum just above the knee. Skirt suits with blouses seem to be the order of the day. Shoes are still with heels but court shoes and pumps. The secretary look is all together more classic.

Katie Price and The English Defence League

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Katie Price has Nothing to do with the English Defence League

Rumours that Katie Price is somehow involved with the right wing (some would say racist and fascist) EDL (English Defence League) are ridiculous and have been totally denied by Katie and her management company. The objectionable political group has used a picture of Katie Price without her permission on its FaceBook page.

It seems Katie posed for the picture with what she thought was an average fan. The fan turned out to be a member of the fascist EDL. Katie Price is now spending money and instructing lawyers to attempt to remove her image from the website. She does not wish anyone to get the wrong idea about her politics. If anything Katie is left of centre when it comes to politics. Certainly, when it come to skin colour, Katie Price is colourblind.

Katie Price and All Things Nice | Plastic Surgery and Extensions

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Katie Price looks exactly how she wants to look. This is because she has taken her image by the horns and made changes. Whether or not these changes are justified, whether we think they are a form of self mutilation, whether we think the money could be spent acheiving more good is besides the point. The point is that Katie Price decides what is nice and goes for it.


Katie Price Hair

Katie Price has what we might term average hair... until she adds hair dye, hair extensions and hair pieces. When Katie Price turns up at a signing, for a television appearance or to present an award her hair is outstanding. She can hair the longest, thickest biggest hair imaginable. She can have hair so black that it looks miraculous. To achieve her look takes the best quality real hair, single strand extensions and similar hairpieces. It is rumoured that she uses up to three hair pieces and hundreds of single strand extensions and the services of a top hairdresser to make her ultimate big hair look. Exactly how she achieves it seems to be a closely guarded secret.


Katie Price Matching Tan

Katie Price uses a spray tan. When Katie was blonde she sometimes looked a bit of an orangey brown. To match with her black hair Katie Price has changed her tan colour. There is no more trace of an orange hue. The new spray tan is dark brown.


Katie Price and Other Enhancements She Thinks Nice

There's a lot more to achieving the Katie Price look than hair and matching tan. From head to foot katie has undergone thousands of pounds worth of enhancements. She has tinted eyerows, shaped and waxed. She wears false eyelashes or has eyelash extensions. Her teeth are bleached and/or have porcelain plates. She has had many anti-wrinkle face injections. She has had several boob jobs and other "bits" of plastic surgery. In fact if katie Price thinks it will look nice, she goes for it!

Katie Price, Strategy and Peter Andre

You Only Live Once


Saint Peter Andre and his Fallen Halo

The people who write the articles on this website try and look behind the media blurb and buzz. We also try to ensure that we don't fall for the garbage written in the mainstream press. We try our best but are the first to  admit that sometimes we fail. For example, when Katie Price and Peter Andre split up we were of the blame Katie Price camp. For this we now unreservedly apologise. In fact every time we see the sanctimonious twot that is Saint Smarm himself - also known as Peter Andre - we apologise.


Peter Andre Media Addict

Peter Andre could teach Stephen Fry the self confessed media whore a thing or two about being on the tele. There's nothing Stephen Fry could teach Peter Andre about being a self serving hypocrite. We pass the puke bucket each time we see that sh*t eating grin and the ponced up poses that the ridiculous little cliched man affects.


Katie Price and Her Strategy with Peter Andre


Katie Price is ignoring the former celibate saint and this seems to be supplying him with rope. He is seemingly addicted to being on the television and in the press. However as both media demand something new Andre is giving, drip by drip, enough information away to shatter the saintly image.


First, Second and Third with Peter Andre

First of all we discover that Peter Andre was not celebate for long. Then we doscover that he is having an affair with one of Katie Price's assistants/friends. Andre has given an exclusive interview to The News of the World which will be published tomorrow (31st September 2010) and we are wondering what he will be giving away with that.


Meanwhile Katie Price and Alex Reid

Meanwhile Katie Price and Alex Reid are living an idyllic family life in their new Sussex mansion. We have just one thing to say to Peter Andre. It is:

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Katie Price Wedding Tips

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Katie Price has had two weddings or three if you count the blessing and reception held for family and friends after her LA marriage to Alex Reid. Katie Price weddings and receptions are well documented and it is possible to work out what makes a wedding in Katie Price's view. Essentially Katie Price is not the sort to waste a large amount of money on an event she does not enjoy or aspire to.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number One

Don't waste money on any aspect of your wedding that you are not going to enjoy or just because it is expected. Go to Las Vegas to get married and don't tell your family and friends until after the affair if that is what you want.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Two

Your wedding dress. Go for it! Decide what is the style which is most flattering for you and spend as much as you can afford on it. Of course, don't forget tip number one and, if this is not important to you simply don't bother.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Three

In addition to family a wedding should involve friends. Don't stick to the traditional format for a wedding if you don't want to. For example, if you don't want bridesmaids have some of your close friends in a similar role.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Four

Party! A wedding should be all the excuse you need for a party. If necessary have the party after the wedding - a few months after if you like. A party with excellent food, music and dancing. You can't beat it.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Five

Preparation, preparation, preparation. Even if you are lucky enough to be able to afford planners and event producers you should take control of your wedding plans and make sure they come up to goals you set. The other kind of preparation is of yourself. Pamper yourself.


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Six

Be generous. Give your guests something they want and will always remember you for - a great day out at your wedding. Also, give those who have worked hard on the day and on your behalf for your own benefit something special. For example, give them a holiday,,, which brings us on to tip number seven...


Katie Price Wedding Tip Number Seven

Have a wonderful honeymoon.

Katie Price Head to Toe and Everything in Between and More with Additions and Extras

Standing Out


First Things First

Katie Price seems to have had average success as a glamour model until she became a virtual pioneer of boob jobs. In those day Jordan went from average to gigantic and when she did her career took off. But it wasn't just her bust which Katie has had "improved". Katie's Surgery is he subject of news and gossip but we will never know everything even if there is not much more than the changing shape and position of Katie's boobs.


Hair Today and Hair Tomorrow

Katie had become defined by her hair. Her hair gets bigger and longer and more impossibly beautiful. It is really strange that she herself has a modest head of hair. Equally strange is that she has evolved from lightest blonde to darkest black. More women have bought more single strand hair extensions because of katie Price. Katie Price is currently doing the same for hair pieces. Katie Price's HAIR is an important topic of conversation in the world - sad but true.


The Eyes Have IT

Katie Price has become so synonomous with false eye lashes that she has now launched three different types. She has also experimented with eye lash extensions and has her eyebrows attended to. Katie Price's Eyes have it!

There is nothing that Katie Price does which doesn't warrant a headline somewhere in the celebrity obsessed world in which we live, This website was originally set up to exploit that fact and monitor how true it is. It has exploited its subject and found out that readers are celebrity obsessed even more so than people who buy newspapers and magazines. We are not sure id we approve but we're certain that we will come to a conclusion. Part two coming soon

Katie Price Property | Katie Price Real Estate

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A New Home Katie Price, her Children, Horses and Alex Reid

Finding a new home was not the easiest thing for Katie Price. She needed a new home for herself (she wanted her new married life in a different setting to the failed one with Peter Andre), the children (always her greatest priority), somewhere for her horses close by and somewhere to enjoy marriage with the hunk and winner of the penultimate Celebrity Big Brother, Alex Reid. She also wanted the new home to be out of the view of the press. For all their sakes the new home had to be surrounded by enough land so it wouldn't be visible from the road.


The Reality of Real Estate for Celebrities

We are not saying that celebrities need our sympathy because of the extra stresses they have during one of the most stressful times in anyone's life (moving home) but it should be considered. Of course, wealth does come in handy when reducing the work involved in relocating, but money cannot rid the event of stress completely. Katie, Alex and family had the additional £1,000,000 or so to buy acres of land as a press buffer zone. Despite this a picture of their new home, deep in the Sussex countryside appeared in the press without Price or Reid's permission and it appeared that photographers had come onto the property to get their money shot.


Smaller Than the Andre Family Home

Katie and family have sized down for this move. Katie said on What Katie Did Next that there were too many rooms in her last house. Rooms that were hardly, if ever, used. Despite the downsizing Katie looked happy, much happier than she did with Pete in the last bigger house. Alex Reid has a way with the kids and with Katie and Katie is made up as her horses and Junior's pony are stabled adjacent to the new house as are paddocks and a dressage area.


Best Wishes to Them in Their New Home!

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Katie Price Perfumes, Fragrances and Scents

About Katie Price Merchandise

Katie Price has a wide range of merchandise on offer to fans of herself or her style. As you would expect a lot of the products have a pink theme but there are a few more sophisticated surprises. For example, look at her equestrian range and her range of underwear.


Katie Price Prices

You might expect that merchandise which carries the Katie Price branding is more expensive than merchandise which does not. In which case your expectations will not be lived up to. Katie Price merchandise is priced reasonably - perhaps it's something to do with her name.


Katie Price Perfumes

We tries Bestotted and Stunning and, although we still prefer perfumes from the Givenchy range, we were pleasantly surprised. For our taste Besotted was a little too citrus like but Stunning struck the exact note we like. Stunning has a lingering jasmine and bergamot scent which ties in with our idea of what a perfume should do... last! We also liked the way thatthis perfume developed different notes on different people.

Katie Price to Open Beauty Parlour

Katie Price Beauty Expert




If there is one thing Katie Price knows about it is beauty. Through trial and error, through devoting years to developing her own style and getting to know the beauty products available and in the pipeline, Katie Price is undoubtedly an expert. Now Katie has plans to put her expertise to good use.


Katie Price Beauty Parlour Chain

Katie Price has plans to open one Beauty Parlour to start but wants to develop a chain within 5 years according to our source. She is certain that her style will be popular with the public but she is not going to stop there. This is not a scheme she will be rushing into.


Training is Gaining in the Beauty Parlour World


Katie is not rushing into this project. She wants to train is all aspects of the Beauty business. In What Katie Did Next we see her attending training sessions in eyebrow tinting and shaping. We see her using guinea pigs to train on and we conclude that Katie is serious about going into this business.


Would You Frequent Katie Price Beauty Parlours? 

Let's face it, Katie Price has experience in all aspects of beauty - from head to toe. She has a trustworthy brand and we know she likes to offer value. For these reasons we are sure that Katie Price Beauty Parlours will be popular. What do you think Would you book into a Katie Price Beauty Parlour if one were to open near you? Please leave a comment below and tell us what you think.

Katie Price Would Rather be in Court for Drink Drving than Slander and Libel

Don't Drink and Drive

There's no way that Katie Price would drive while under the influence of alcohol. If you are drinking and driving make sure that you have not exceeded the legal limit. You can buy a digital breathalyser which will measure the amount of alcohol in your blood.


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Katie Price Drink and Dangerous Driving

Katie Price was recently in court for dangerous driving. This was due to an incident when Katie was driving her 7.5 ton pink horse box on a motorway and was seen to swerve lanes. In court Katie claimed that she was a "typical woman" much to the changrin of feminists everywhere. The glamour model and business woman got off lightly - there was no driving ban - but there is no suggestion anywhere that alcohol was involved.


In Court Accused by Peter Andre

Katie was in court last week, accused of slander and libel by Peter Andre. We wish Katie all the best with this ongoing problem and hope all is resolved soon and to Katie, her children and Alex's liking. Perhaps the outcome will quieten Andre too. Nobody likes being in court but least of all Katie Price and least of all being accused of this. In fact we are certain that Katie would rather be in court accused of drink driving or driving under the influence!

Peter Andre Does Not Smell of Roses Despite the Bucket of Aftershave

Katie Price and Peter Andre in Court

Peter Andre is suing his former wife and mother of his two children for libel and slander. Reports about the ongoing court case are sketchy as the media have been banned from the court room. This little detail has stopped them (or us for that matter - we at least are truthful) reporting and speculating on the case. Of course, the reactionary, sexist and misogynous British press are on Peter Andre's side and blame Katie for the case being bought. Any damage done to their children is all her fault and not possibly anything to do with "Father of the Year" Peter Andre. But, does Peter Andre smell of roses after pursuing the case or is that the result of the bottle and a half of aftershave he allegedly uses every week?


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Courts Have Their Uses and These are not Only Prosecution

Let's be honest (again) why is Peter Andre bringing this case? Is it really because Katie Price has spoken or written out of turn? Is he really the completely innocent party in all this or is he playing a part? At one time, before it was revealed that the cocksure Ozzie was having an affair with a page 3 girl, Andre was letting it be known that he didn't have time for a relationship and that his children were everything and came first all the time.


The Real Reason for Andre Bringing the Case

Anyone who watched Peter Andre The Next Chapter will have seen how Andre received the news of his ex wife's marriage to Alex Reid. Not very well. His face couldn't contain his true feelings - the shifty eyes and the mentioning the unmentionable was in contrast to his ongoing eulogising of "this is the life" "I'm so happy" "I've found my true calling now" or words to those effects type of gush. Could it be that Andre is jealous. Is he one of those men that walk out on their wives to teach them a lesson only for it to backfire?


If not Jealousy is it Publicity?

Could it be that Andre is bringing the case for additional publicity? Katie wouldn't have done the same as it involves her children. She is a parent of much longer standing than Andre and does not use her children for publicity. It is Peter who seems to do the photo shoots with the kids. Could it be that Peter loves the publicity? He'll not turn any television work down and he did learn from the master as to how to play the media game.

Katie Price in Court for Dangerous Driving Offence

Mrs Reid in Court!

Mrs Alex Reid, our Katie Price, was in court recently. She was there to answer charges of dangerous driving. The offence Katie Price was prosecuted for took place on a motorway and while Katie was at the wheel of her famous, pink, 7.5 tonnes horse box. The horse box was seen to swerve.

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Katie's Typical Woman Defence

Katie appeared for herself (unlike celebrities who send representatives). She argued she was just a “typical woman” and suggested that women were not very good at driving. As the model was found not to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol when the swerving offence took place, the only explanation is that she is not a good driver or that she has some issues with concentration.


Katie Price and Her HGV Licence

Katie must have passed her HGV (Heavy Good Vehicle) driving test in addition to the standard test. She has been driving this horse box for some years and has experience driving many makes and types of vehicle. Being an accomplished horsewoman cannot but improve her spatial awareness. Being a responsible and caring parent and horse owner and carrying this precious cargo cannot but improve her skills behind the wheels of whatever vehicle she is driving.


Katie Price Legal Advice

We therefore have come to the conclusion that this non-feminist defence was a line she decided on. It was a sloppy defence but it worked to keep her licence. We are unsure if Katie consulted with lawyers before going into court.   

Katie Price and Her Personalised Car Number Plates

BOSSY KT

We reckon that Katie Price is a good fun celebrity who is taken far too seriously by reporters and celebrity commentators. In fact we think they have all gone mad. They really believe that Katie Price is an angry woman obsessed with Peter Andre.


The Truth is Better than the Fiction

We reckon that Katie is much happier now she has come to her senses over Peter Andre. The worm used out Katie to get his smarmy face on the television. What an idiot he is. Have you seen him striking his pose in a swimming pool. Is there nothing he wouldn't do? Is there a bigger idiot of a man? No.


Meanwhile Katie Price

Meanwhile Katie Price seems to be enjoying life in a more private format. We only get the odd glimpse of her driving around Brighton in one of her fleet of cars. One of these was recently featured on the BBC. It has the car registration BOSSY KT.


Buying Personalised Car Number Plates

Do you reckon she bought this car with the number plates already attached? If you do you are probably a loony. The thing is that she must have agreed to have these number plates and that she cannot really take herself seriously. Nobody who takes themselves seriously would have these plates. Imagine David Cameron with BOSSY DAVE number plates or Tony Blair with B LIAR number plates? We rest our flimsy case.

Katie Price and Peter Andre in Court this Week

Pete Wants D Notice on Katie Price

The case is supposed to be about upsetting things Katie has said about Pete. We can't remember her calling him a creep or a smarmy prat but maybe it is the lasting impression we get of him every time we watch Peter Andre: The Next Chapter. Gauld, doesn't that load of sanctimonious, self satisfied s**t get on your nerves? It seems that all his days are one long gush of gushing "best times" in which he has "never been happier".


The Life of Sneter Pandrey

He pretends his life is perfect but he can't wait to dish dirt on Katie.

Supposedly, according to one "report" we read Katie accused Pete of having an affair with his manager Claire. We never heard it and we do read everything said according to her closest inside sources. Though, come to think about it Claire is a bit gross when Pete is having his smarming pictures taken in swimming pools and when he is greasing up his pecks. Come to think about it, it is all a bit suspect.


Sneter's Affair with Caddie

Of course he did have that affair with Maddy whatsit but, if reports are to be believed about that, he was just a user and denied having an affair during the time he was allegedly having an affair.


Good Luck Katie Break a Leg | Bad Luck Sneeter Break your Neck

What will be said during this court case is difficult to predict but Katie will use the exposure to make more money - who can blame her. Pete will use the time to lie about how happy he is and how over Katie he is. All is a bit weird but we'll be staying firmly on Katie's side.

Katie Price Tries a New Hairstyle

Well, That Was What Was Reported

The world is mad when it comes to Katie Price and there is no more proof of this than when the celebrity, mother, model, equestrian, publisher, glamour model and home designer, innocently clumps her hair in a nad and goes out and is papped.


How Did She Do That?

The magazines, websites and so called newspapers which include articles such as the one we are alluding to ask stupid questions in their stupid articles. How did Katie Price get her hair to look like that with a scrunchy? The answer is of course that she put it on as it was meant to be worn and the same way millions of women each day put scrunchies in their hair when they are running around doing that thing known as living.


Hair Extensions and Single Strand Hair Extensions

Knowing the debate which surrounds Katie Price's current hairstyle - the one she chooses when she is doing glamour shoots or attending glamorous events - we would much prefer to know just how exactly Katie applied the single strand hair extensions and hair pieces. All we know is that she uses three hairpieces and umpteen hair extensions but we want to know what she wears and where.

Katie Price Secretary Look

We are as yet uncertain but Katie Price could be about to change her main look. If this is the case the big, black, long hairstyle achieved with single strand hair extensions and hair pieces (not to mention black hair dye for her own hair) is to be superseded with the hairstyle you might see on the world's leading and most glamorous secretaries.


The New Katie Price Secretary Look

According to one source inside the Katie Price's Sussex mansion, the look has been developed for her own reasons and those of second husband Alex Reid. The new look needs less maintenance and is more horse riding friendly. The new hairstyle is a sleek long bob and the new hair colour is a beige blonde with highlights and low lights. We are uncertain at the moment as to whether this new hair style is made up with single strand hair extensions.

This hairstyle has something about the 1960s about it especially when worn with a hat. Katie wears glasses (thick framed rectangular) to  trump up the secretary look. Her skirts are longer than those associated with the big black hair look.

Katie Price is a Political Beast

One of the first places to witness the new look was the late night TV political show with Andrew Neil. Katie appeared on the show - looking like a secretary - to make a comment about Nick Clegg. It appears that Katie Price, formerly model Jordan, is disillusioned with Clegg for his tturncoat policies. Price seems to have sympathy with people who voted Liberal Democrat only to find they might as well have voted for a right wing party like the Conservatives. 

Alex Reid Angry About Katie Price and Her Date with Footballers

The Inside Source Whose Name Cannot Be Revealed

Once agian the insider source who knows everything about Katie Price, Alex Reid and their intimate life together has given an interview to the worst pile of ***p website which writes about Katie Price most weeks quoting the source while cannot be revealed. We have implied in the past that we don't belive this source actually exists. That this website, like some of the "newspapers" (so called), is just making it up as it goes along is true but this would not make a good story on their website. They might as well report that everything they write about is as true as the moon being made out of cheese.


The Inside Source about Alex Reid's Anger Over Katie Price's Date with Two Footballers

This insider source had heard about a dinner with Katie Price being purchased in a charity auction. They could have said how generous of Katie for allowing this to be a prize but no mention of that. Instead the unspeakable ***p website decided to have words with its pretend insider source. Pretender insider source said that "Alex Reid was furious that his wife, Katie Price, was going on a date with two Manchester footballers".


***p Website Hedges its Bets

There was a problem for the ***p website though. Essentially it was this. They had just written this article about Katie Price, Alex Reid and his jealousy but what would they do when it was proven to be a pile of ***p? This would probably happen when Alex Reid wrote his own column in a newspaper and said he was proud of his wife for going to dinner with two footballers and raising money for charity. And so, to get over this problem the ***p website decided to finish their article with a comment to the effect that "obviously Alex reid won't admit he is jealous of Katie Price". Isn't the ***p website clever? NO!

Katie Price Found Without Car Insurance

We were watching one of those programmes on the television which follow the traffic police around on their beat. Generally we watch them when we have nothing to do. One bust is just like the next. A different version of a chav with few manners and very little pride in themselves. These programmes quickly become boring and depressing and are never watched from beginning to end - that would make us as sad as them.


Time to Turn Over But Then We See Katie Price!


We are on the beat with a female and male police officer in Brighton. Then we glimpse a Range Rover type of vehicle which is white and has the registration plate BOSSY KT. There's banter among the law and it turns out that this car was stopped last week for not having number plates which comply. They still son't comply so the officers take the decision to pull over the driver and request an update. While they are doing this we get the impression that the female officer is not that enamoured of the driver. Who is the driver? It is our Katie Price!




Dowdy Women Don't Like Katie Price


We've noticed this phenomena ourselves. We have since curbed our own tendency to act this way - it comes across as jealous and that is just never an attractive trait. The female officer is pleased that when the male officer makes a check via police radio, he finds that the car is not insured. Then the true colours of the officers show through. It is wrong that celebrities are not treated like everybody else (agreed) and they too should have car insurance (definitely agreed). The officers make Katie pull over and the male goes and sits in her BOSSY KT white wagon.




Katie Doesn't Like All Cameras


During the interview Katie is surprised to be told she has no insurance. It turns out her mother deals with this sort of thing so she gives her a call. Before we have resolution Katie insists she drives further down the road and wants the cameras taken from her. There's some bickering about this by the plods - "celebrities should be treated the same blah blah blah" but Katie drives off and away from the cameras anyway and is not arrested for acting like a celebrity. Such an arrest would have been a travesty as if turns out Katie Price did have car insurance and it was the police computer at fault for not updating quickly enough

Cheryl Cole Copies Katie Price Style

Cheryl Cole | Oh So NOT Original

The latest non-scandal about Cheryl Cole is that her advert for Loreal "because we are worth it" shampoo is total BS (the plop of bulls). This is because - and why nobody has ever picked up on this and ran with it - Cheryl Cole needs more than a bottle of shampoo and matching hair conditioner to make her tresses so shiny, long and healthy looking.


How to Achieve the Cheryl Cole Hairstyle

The way to achieve the Cheryl Cole hairstyle does not involve the duo of haircare preparations manufactured by Loreal. Their hair shampoo and hair conditioner are not responsible for the magnificent hair featured in the Loreal "because we're worth it" ad. Conversely, how Katie Price achieves her magnificent hairstyle would be more near the mark. Katie Price (and Cheryl Cole) achieve their hair with hundreds (and possibl hundreds more) single strand hair extensions. Cheryl Cole might also use (as Katie Price admits to using in her normal and refreshing upfront style) hair pieces.


Now, Come to Think of It...

It is not only the Katie Price hairstyle which Cheryl Cole copies. There's the nails, the fake tan and the outfits. They are more than a little Katie Price looking.


There Could be More

Unlike Katie Price, Cheryl Cole is not so upfront about the way she looks. For all we know Cheryl Cole might have had cosmetic surgery. Who knows? Perhaps it will all come out in the wash. Perhaps the press will start employing phantom Cheryl Cole friends...

Will Katie Have Her Peter Tattoo Removed?

Amid publicity, shortly after Katie Price split with Peter Andre, Katie was hounded by press while trying to enjoy a holiday in Majorca. Peter Andre was pictured like a saint with his children at the family's Cyprus home and the press, fooled by his good boy act, put all their efforts into following Katie around the beautiful island of Majorca.

Tattooing over the Tattoo

It was while on her Majorca holiday that Katie reportedly took action against her Pete tattoo on her hand. She paid 85 Euros to have a cross (X) tattooed over it to obliterate the name of her ex. Having the tattoo removed by laser would have cost more and would have done a much better job but tattoo laser removal is a long winded affair and practitioners need more training than bog-standard tattoo artists.

Laser Tattoo Removal Falls in Price

No pun intended. The cost of laser tattoo removal is now falling. This is due largely to the increase in its popularity. It is widely predicted that the price will fall further too because of the likely demand for just a small percentage of the tattoos to be removed which have gone on in the last few years. Obviously the cost is not an issue for Katie Price but we are wondering if the complete removal of the vestiges of her Pete tattoo is.

Is Katie Price Completely over Peter Andre?

Actually we have no doubt that Katie Price is over Peter Andre. This article was written mainly because of all the manufactured press speculation which (made up though it is) is so plentiful that it does at times have you wondering. In fact, come to think of it, we haven't seen the Pete tattoo mentioned in the gossip columns, nor the X tattoo she supposedly had tattooed over it in Majorca. So, perhaps the whole thing was made up or, even more unlikely, Katie Price has already seen a laser tattoo remover.

Katie Price and Her Plans for the Blessing of her Marriage to Alex Reid



The Stylish Blessing of the Marriage of Katie Price with Alex Reid

The thing is, Katie Price got the tacky style out of her system when she married Peter Andre. The pink and the frills have been replaced with the stylish. Peter Andre has been replaced with Alex Reid.


Peter Andre the Truth Revealed by his Advertising

Peter Andre tells the world that he is over Katie Price. He lets lose truths (manipulated beforehand). He protests too much. He says (watch his second rate fly on the wall documentary) that he doesn't want to talk about Katie Price and then does nothing else. He says he is happier now than he ever has been and surrounds himself with people who say (guess what) he is happier now than he ever has been. Yet all the time, we know that without Katie Price or the mention of Katie Price and the rift Peter Andre will do anything to keep alive, Peter Price - we mean Peter Andre - is a spent force, yesterday's news and the loser who entered the Jungle to rekindle his cheesey career. That is why, whenever you see mention of Katie Price online you will see Peter Andre advertising some second rate concert or second rate impersonation of Michael Jackson.


Peter Andre and the Injection of the Tacky

The truth seems to be different than the rabid press report. Katie won't admit this so let us put two and two together and do it for her. She was much to influenced by Peter Andre - the man on the anti-depressants - than she cares to say. We don't blame her. She did everything to keep the marriage together and give her children a stable family life before she simply had too much. People (including Katie Price) can take so much and then they will turn.


Katie Price and Alex Reid the Style of their Marriage Blessing

Now Katie Price has escaped Peter Andre's bubblegum happy world she is evolving her style again. The evidence is there - just watch with your objective eye and not that borrowed from the rabid anti-Katie press...

Katie Price Fly on the Wall Documentaries

A Criticism Too Far

The Katie Price bashing that is taking place is quite without precedent even for Katie Price bashers. They are scurrying to join the bandwagon like rats and like rats on a sinking ship will go down with it. They have no idea of public opinion and what people watch Katie Price fly on the wall documentaries for. That said, they haven't missed an episode of what Katie Did Next or Katie the Next Chapter yet. They are sad and nasty people this class of Katie Price basher.


Katie's Pregnancy Test

It was a sad moment when Katie discovered that she was not pregnant with Alex Reid's child. Any woman who has had a similar experience will have been reminded of it when they watched the footage. The disappointment on Katie's face, the expression of Alex Reid which showed guilt - even though he had nothing to be guilty of. Such times are never completely rational.


Criticism of Katie's Pregnancy Test

It has been said that this was a low point in Katie's career. It has been said that this was a lowly thing to exploit for the television cameras. These sentiments have been expressed by people beneath anything they claim to have witnessed. They make money and boost their readership by coming up with insults about Katie. Do they really think that the public don't see their actual motivations? They are jealous. They are unsuccessful. They need a punch bag and so they pick on Katie. They would be better served if they went into therapy or enquired about a course of anti-depressants as soon as possible - the world is eating them alive.

What Does Katie Price Think About The New Peter Andre?


Peter Andre On TV All the Time - He Must Be Happy... Mustn't He?

Peter Andre has his own primetime chat show. Peter Andre has a new series about his life since the divorce from Katie Price. Peter Andre is becoming more and more big headed (arrogant) and is heading for a backlash before a fall. In other words, for Peter Andre, history is going to repeat itself – no amount of editing of Peter Andre The Next Chapter is going to hid that from viewers with even an ounce of the sense they were born with – Katie Price has way more than an ounce of the sense she was born with. We predict she is doing the same as us – giving Peter enough rope.



The Talentless Peter Andre

Peter Andre has less talent than Davina McCall when it comes to hosting a chat show. Then again, he is a bigger celebrity creep than Jonathan Ross. Notice how Peter looks like he’s lost on an alien planet, looks confused, when the celebrity he is “interviewing” strays from the expected response. Andre stays quiet, listens to his earpiece and dies on stage. Notice how Andre goes from one topic to another: it should put you in mind of a slug deciding which way to go to get the lettuce leaf – and that’s if you’re kind!


Peter Andre The Final Sad Chapter

As for Peter Andre The Next Chapter could any other television vehicle reveal how inadequate and needy is this man?! Could any other method reveal that Andre – despite his more frequent protestations – is not over Katie Price? The answer is NO! NO! NO!


Peter Andre's Reaction to Katie Price and Alex Reid Wedding

Last week we were able to see Peter’s reaction when he heard of Katie Price’s marriage in LA to Alex Reid. Peter thought is was “hilarious”. He must have let us know it was “hilarious” at least five time. Not only does this reaction show us beyond doubt that he has a very limited vocabulary. Mostly, because he fails to laugh at the thing which he finds “hilarious” it reveals that it couldn’t have been that “hilarious”. Not matter what he said anyone watching will have seen that Peter Andre was not finding the news “hilarious” – Peter Andre was gutted by the news.


Best Wishes to Katie Price NOT

Any self respecting man would have wished his ex-wife good luck. Any good father would have ensured his first concern was his children. Peter Andre is possibly neither of those. Peter Andre (as alluded to in the first paragraph of this article) is pathetic.

Cut Price Katie Price Enters the Last Big Brother House

Katie Price is NOT Going to Like This!

Davina McCall referred to Corin - the 13th contestant to enter Channel 4's last ever Big Brother House as a Katie Price lookalike and as a "cut price Katie Price". Yes, there's a passing likeness but as soon as you look at details - such as the colour of the cut price tan, the hairstyle and dress, you realise there's very little which looks alike.


The Sound of Corin versus the Sound of Katie Price

Then there's the common gob (voice) of Corin compared to Katie - even when she was depressed and suffering the cringe making , simpering Peter Andre and cussing like a piler on a building site. Corin has a broad Northern accent. Katie Price (the real thing) speaks pure Estuary Essex girl.


Hair Today Gone Tomorrow | Changes to Cosmetic Surgery

Perhaps the most un-Katie Price thing about Corin was the hairline. In this Corin displayed her total lack of attention to detail. You wouldn't find Katie Price with a line of none tan around her hairline - no way! The second most un-Katie Price like thing about Corin were her breast implants. They are just not the pair of  "American highs". They look like Katie Price's breast enlargements the time before her last ones.


Some Money versus "Loads a Money"

This leads us to another difference between cut price Katie Price and real Katie Price. Corin is a retail assistant and has relatively little money. Katie Price - our real one - is a glamour model, business woman and is relatively loaded... so much so that our Katie gets special treatment in Harrods.


What Will the Real Katie Price think about Cut Price?

At this point of the report we could say that "according to an inside source" or "a friend of Katie who didn't want to be named told us" but you know what we think of that tactic and it is not nice. Instead we will openly speculate of what Katie Price thinks of Cut Price. For a start we are not sure if Katie watched if and if she is even aware of Corin Cut Price. If she did see tonight's first night of the last ever Big Brother - it sounds like some historical event when we putit like that - she won't have enjoyed being favourably compared to this common shop assistant. She'll also have watched and criticised Corin's looks and characteristics in much the same way as this report has...

Katie Price News and Gossip Roundup



Katie Price was stopped by police while on her mobile phone and driving. This could mean a fine for the celebrity, glamour model, businesswoman, mother and wife (yep, she’s still all those). One source said that Katie is to employ a lawyer known as Mr Loophole to get her through this scrape with the law but we reckon she’ll just pay the fine and admit it was wrong to pick up the kids and endanger them by making a mobile phone call. Perhaps this is just a hunch or perhaps we know better than some other Katie Price Gossip websites – you’ll have to wait and see.

There are also reports that Katie has been selling boring old photos. Reports that Peter Andre is not pleased should not be taken that seriously because not being pleased is Andre’s default mood. Perhaps he has not been able to con another Maddy like woman into his CENSORED!

Further reports conclude that Katie Price has given up Botox. This could be because there is only so much Botox a face can take or absolute bollocks – we will investigate further. By the way, there are still rumours that Katie Price is pregnant but there always are… MORE SOON

Katie Price, Kerry Katona and their Singing Ex Husbands

Only a fool would argue that, other then appearing on the same edition of I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!, Katie Price and Kerry Katona have nothing in common.  Let's see...


The Outstanding Differences Between Katie Price and Kerry Katona


Katie Price has never had anything to do with drugs. This is a certainty as the press would have a field day if there was one whiff of something (literally). Kerry on the other hand is, according to press coverage, an old hand. There's also an outstanding difference is style. Say what you like about Katie Price's style, she knows exactly what she likes and gets it. Kerry Katona on the other hand chops and changes.  Then there's the way Katie stays the same weight and shape - apart from when she is pregnant or changes breast implants - Kerry is all over the show and has the cheek to flog her diet!  Which leads us to the final big difference: Katie has financial acumen whereas Kerry seems to have little. You wouldn't find Katie entrusting her money to a husband!


Another Similarity Between Katie Price and Kerry Katona


Oh yes, there is another major similarity between Katie Price and Kerry Katona. Both the A and the B list celebrities have been married to and are now divorced from pop stars. Peter Andre in Katie Price's case and Brian McFadden in the case of Kerry Katona.  Do these ex husbands have anything in common with one another apart from their roles in music?


Peter Andre Gets on Katie's Nerves

It is well documented that creepy Pete gets on Katie Price's nerves. That said, he does seem to take child care and contact seriously. So what he has tried to play the press against his ex wife but this - we are thinking in particular of his comments when his daughter had some of her mother's makeup on - has usually backfired. Also, since marrying Alex and refurbishing her home (to get rid of all signs of Pete), Katie has got over Peter. Despite their rows both Katie and Peter have ensured that the kids get quality time with both of them.


Brian McFadden Tweets on Kerry Katona

Compare this to the role Brian McFadden plays in his children with Kerry Katona.  "YOU ARE DEAD TO ME" Tweeted McFadden to Kerry in a very public display of the worst kind of fathering. Brian had been vexed by an interview Kerry gave (probably for £10.50) to some newspaper and probably (but not assuredly) to a gutter press hack. In this interview Kerry recounted that McFadden's only contact with his kids had been 5 telephone calls a year. Brian didn't seemingly dispute this in his Tweets - these were more aimed at humiliating his ex wife and the mother of his children.


We Don't Like Peter Andre Any More but...

Andre is far higher in our estimation than the Twittering McFadden.


What Katie Might Do Next

We hope that Katie Price (who can't stand the stupid Kerry since her public pledge to camp Peter) will let bygones be bygones and take the stupid Kerry under her wing. Teach Kerry how to respect herself again - here's hoping...  Whatever, Katie will be glad that Peter is not similar to Brian.

Katie Price the Luxury Holiday and the Private Jet

Katie, Alex and Harvey Luxury and Pampering in Egypt

With only a week between their hectic schedules Katie and Alex decided to spend the time on a purely luxurious holiday in Egypt. If you know anything about Katie Price you'll know that the Hotel will have been the best available and that when it comes to holidays only the best - usually the most expensive - will do. Katie will have enjoyed a week of sunbathing, beauty treatments and time with Alex and Harvey. 


The Other Hotel Guests

The fellow guests will have been as well-heeled as the Reids as, only people with huge disposable incomes can afford the Katie Price lifestyle.  We would imagine that Katie, Alex and Harvey kept themselves to themselves apart from mealtimes. No doubt Harvey will have been well catered for. 


Along Comes the Icelandic Volcano Dust so What Did Katie Do Next?

Everything was going well until the Icelandic Volcano pushed more volcanic dust into the atmosphere and European holiday makers everywhere became stranded. Stories in the press are circulating that this caused Katie some anxiety because the supply of Harvey's medicines would run out. We don't believe this as we are sure that Katie will have taken emergency supplies and, anyway, she would have had immediate attention from top medical advisers who would no doubt have been able to prescribe Harvey's medicines. No, Katie had to get back because of her and Alex's work commitments.


Chartering a Private Jet

the obvious solution for Katie was the chartering of a private jet and this was done without too much fun. It seems (to us) that out of politeness Katie offered the seats she, Harvey, Alex, her staff and maybe a couple of full time gooseberries (Gary and partner for instance) to fellow stranded Brits. She said if they wanted a seat they could pay her. This last act has been reported in the British Press as proof of Katie's meanness.


Mean or What?  

Apparently their were no takers from among the stranded Brits at Katie's luxury Egyptian hotel. They were all too poor to pay their way. Was Katie mean not to want to share her jet with these bludgers? We don't think so. Our opinion is that if Katie wants to give her money away (as she does) she should keep to giving to charities and working free of charge for them.  Seriously, we think is totally commendable and often not covered by the press. Why should she pay for people who can afford it to fly home in luxury? We wouldn't have even offered them space...



Katie Price Pregnant! The Rumours Grow



Is Katie Price Pregnant?  Did the Crystals Help her Conceive?

Without wishing to repeat ourselves but doing so anyway... Is Katie Price (aka Mrs Reid) pregnant with Alex Reid's baby? The latest peak in rumours has been fuelled by Katie's sudden withdrawal from the London Marathon.  Of course, there is a more likely attribution for Katie's belated withdrawal. Read on (no pun intended).



Katie's Hectic Marathon Training

Another possible reason for Katie Price's late withdrawal from taking part in the London Marathon 2010 is that she has not done enough training.  In fact, our favourite celebrity has only been in training for the 26 miles (plus) run for two weeks. Compare this to most Marathon runners who take up to a year to prepare (particularly the once a year runners) and you'll see where this in ending:  Katie has not prepared sufficiently for the Marathon.


Clues Katie Could Be Pregnant Mount

However, we don't wish to spoil anyone's fun and Katie's many fans do wish her well and that she is pregnant with Cage Fighter husband Alex Reid's baby.  After all, there is other evidence that Katie Price IS pregnant. Here is a list:

1 Her pulling out of the London Marathon under doctor's orders according to her official website

2  The couple's obvious want for a baby

3  The couple's obvious capability to make babies

4  Katie's somewhat irrational behaviour.  She supposedly turned up at an Alex Reid photo-shoot to stop him posing without clothes...

5  The possibility that the crystals which now adorn Katie's new look home following the refurbishment she oversaw in order to rid herself of all things tarnished by ex husband Peter Andre.



One Swallow Doesn't Make a Summer

Of course this (the list above) is not enough evidence to pronounce that Katie Price is without doubt pregnant with Alex Reid's baby.  Really we should wait to see and wait for the official announcement.  In the meantime expect reports from unnamed, anonymous, insider sources and close friends who will claim that Katie is pregnant even if there is no truth in the rumours whatsoever.

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