We were watching one of those programmes on the television which follow the traffic police around on their beat. Generally we watch them when we have nothing to do. One bust is just like the next. A different version of a chav with few manners and very little pride in themselves. These programmes quickly become boring and depressing and are never watched from beginning to end - that would make us as sad as them.
Time to Turn Over But Then We See Katie Price!
We are on the beat with a female and male police officer in Brighton. Then we glimpse a Range Rover type of vehicle which is white and has the registration plate BOSSY KT. There's banter among the law and it turns out that this car was stopped last week for not having number plates which comply. They still son't comply so the officers take the decision to pull over the driver and request an update. While they are doing this we get the impression that the female officer is not that enamoured of the driver. Who is the driver? It is our Katie Price!
Dowdy Women Don't Like Katie Price
We've noticed this phenomena ourselves. We have since curbed our own tendency to act this way - it comes across as jealous and that is just never an attractive trait. The female officer is pleased that when the male officer makes a check via police radio, he finds that the car is not insured. Then the true colours of the officers show through. It is wrong that celebrities are not treated like everybody else (agreed) and they too should have car insurance (definitely agreed). The officers make Katie pull over and the male goes and sits in her BOSSY KT white wagon.
Katie Doesn't Like All Cameras
During the interview Katie is surprised to be told she has no insurance. It turns out her mother deals with this sort of thing so she gives her a call. Before we have resolution Katie insists she drives further down the road and wants the cameras taken from her. There's some bickering about this by the plods - "celebrities should be treated the same blah blah blah" but Katie drives off and away from the cameras anyway and is not arrested for acting like a celebrity. Such an arrest would have been a travesty as if turns out Katie Price did have car insurance and it was the police computer at fault for not updating quickly enough
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