Katie Price and Her Plans for the Blessing of her Marriage to Alex Reid

The Stylish Blessing of the Marriage of Katie Price with Alex Reid

The thing is, Katie Price got the tacky style out of her system when she married Peter Andre. The pink and the frills have been replaced with the stylish. Peter Andre has been replaced with Alex Reid.


Peter Andre the Truth Revealed by his Advertising

Peter Andre tells the world that he is over Katie Price. He lets lose truths (manipulated beforehand). He protests too much. He says (watch his second rate fly on the wall documentary) that he doesn't want to talk about Katie Price and then does nothing else. He says he is happier now than he ever has been and surrounds himself with people who say (guess what) he is happier now than he ever has been. Yet all the time, we know that without Katie Price or the mention of Katie Price and the rift Peter Andre will do anything to keep alive, Peter Price - we mean Peter Andre - is a spent force, yesterday's news and the loser who entered the Jungle to rekindle his cheesey career. That is why, whenever you see mention of Katie Price online you will see Peter Andre advertising some second rate concert or second rate impersonation of Michael Jackson.


Peter Andre and the Injection of the Tacky

The truth seems to be different than the rabid press report. Katie won't admit this so let us put two and two together and do it for her. She was much to influenced by Peter Andre - the man on the anti-depressants - than she cares to say. We don't blame her. She did everything to keep the marriage together and give her children a stable family life before she simply had too much. People (including Katie Price) can take so much and then they will turn.


Katie Price and Alex Reid the Style of their Marriage Blessing

Now Katie Price has escaped Peter Andre's bubblegum happy world she is evolving her style again. The evidence is there - just watch with your objective eye and not that borrowed from the rabid anti-Katie press...

Katie Price Fly on the Wall Documentaries

A Criticism Too Far

The Katie Price bashing that is taking place is quite without precedent even for Katie Price bashers. They are scurrying to join the bandwagon like rats and like rats on a sinking ship will go down with it. They have no idea of public opinion and what people watch Katie Price fly on the wall documentaries for. That said, they haven't missed an episode of what Katie Did Next or Katie the Next Chapter yet. They are sad and nasty people this class of Katie Price basher.


Katie's Pregnancy Test

It was a sad moment when Katie discovered that she was not pregnant with Alex Reid's child. Any woman who has had a similar experience will have been reminded of it when they watched the footage. The disappointment on Katie's face, the expression of Alex Reid which showed guilt - even though he had nothing to be guilty of. Such times are never completely rational.


Criticism of Katie's Pregnancy Test

It has been said that this was a low point in Katie's career. It has been said that this was a lowly thing to exploit for the television cameras. These sentiments have been expressed by people beneath anything they claim to have witnessed. They make money and boost their readership by coming up with insults about Katie. Do they really think that the public don't see their actual motivations? They are jealous. They are unsuccessful. They need a punch bag and so they pick on Katie. They would be better served if they went into therapy or enquired about a course of anti-depressants as soon as possible - the world is eating them alive.

What Does Katie Price Think About The New Peter Andre?

Peter Andre On TV All the Time - He Must Be Happy... Mustn't He?

Peter Andre has his own primetime chat show. Peter Andre has a new series about his life since the divorce from Katie Price. Peter Andre is becoming more and more big headed (arrogant) and is heading for a backlash before a fall. In other words, for Peter Andre, history is going to repeat itself – no amount of editing of Peter Andre The Next Chapter is going to hid that from viewers with even an ounce of the sense they were born with – Katie Price has way more than an ounce of the sense she was born with. We predict she is doing the same as us – giving Peter enough rope.

The Talentless Peter Andre

Peter Andre has less talent than Davina McCall when it comes to hosting a chat show. Then again, he is a bigger celebrity creep than Jonathan Ross. Notice how Peter looks like he’s lost on an alien planet, looks confused, when the celebrity he is “interviewing” strays from the expected response. Andre stays quiet, listens to his earpiece and dies on stage. Notice how Andre goes from one topic to another: it should put you in mind of a slug deciding which way to go to get the lettuce leaf – and that’s if you’re kind!

Peter Andre The Final Sad Chapter

As for Peter Andre The Next Chapter could any other television vehicle reveal how inadequate and needy is this man?! Could any other method reveal that Andre – despite his more frequent protestations – is not over Katie Price? The answer is NO! NO! NO!

Peter Andre's Reaction to Katie Price and Alex Reid Wedding

Last week we were able to see Peter’s reaction when he heard of Katie Price’s marriage in LA to Alex Reid. Peter thought is was “hilarious”. He must have let us know it was “hilarious” at least five time. Not only does this reaction show us beyond doubt that he has a very limited vocabulary. Mostly, because he fails to laugh at the thing which he finds “hilarious” it reveals that it couldn’t have been that “hilarious”. Not matter what he said anyone watching will have seen that Peter Andre was not finding the news “hilarious” – Peter Andre was gutted by the news.

Best Wishes to Katie Price NOT

Any self respecting man would have wished his ex-wife good luck. Any good father would have ensured his first concern was his children. Peter Andre is possibly neither of those. Peter Andre (as alluded to in the first paragraph of this article) is pathetic.

Cut Price Katie Price Enters the Last Big Brother House

Katie Price is NOT Going to Like This!

Davina McCall referred to Corin - the 13th contestant to enter Channel 4's last ever Big Brother House as a Katie Price lookalike and as a "cut price Katie Price". Yes, there's a passing likeness but as soon as you look at details - such as the colour of the cut price tan, the hairstyle and dress, you realise there's very little which looks alike.

The Sound of Corin versus the Sound of Katie Price

Then there's the common gob (voice) of Corin compared to Katie - even when she was depressed and suffering the cringe making , simpering Peter Andre and cussing like a piler on a building site. Corin has a broad Northern accent. Katie Price (the real thing) speaks pure Estuary Essex girl.

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow | Changes to Cosmetic Surgery

Perhaps the most un-Katie Price thing about Corin was the hairline. In this Corin displayed her total lack of attention to detail. You wouldn't find Katie Price with a line of none tan around her hairline - no way! The second most un-Katie Price like thing about Corin were her breast implants. They are just not the pair of  "American highs". They look like Katie Price's breast enlargements the time before her last ones.

Some Money versus "Loads a Money"

This leads us to another difference between cut price Katie Price and real Katie Price. Corin is a retail assistant and has relatively little money. Katie Price - our real one - is a glamour model, business woman and is relatively loaded... so much so that our Katie gets special treatment in Harrods.

What Will the Real Katie Price think about Cut Price?

At this point of the report we could say that "according to an inside source" or "a friend of Katie who didn't want to be named told us" but you know what we think of that tactic and it is not nice. Instead we will openly speculate of what Katie Price thinks of Cut Price. For a start we are not sure if Katie watched if and if she is even aware of Corin Cut Price. If she did see tonight's first night of the last ever Big Brother - it sounds like some historical event when we putit like that - she won't have enjoyed being favourably compared to this common shop assistant. She'll also have watched and criticised Corin's looks and characteristics in much the same way as this report has...