How to Get Married the Katie Way

If you want to marry your boyfriend should you go the Katie Price route?




Getting Married the Katie Price Way


To get married the Katie Price way the first thing you need to ensure is that your boyfriend knows nothing about it.  As far as he is concerned you are going away with a few friends for a few days in Las Vegas.  Now, Las Vegas is often referred to as the Marriage Capitol of the World but you must NEVER mention this before your "holiday".



First Things First

The first glimmer of what is happening can only be revealed to your boyfreind, after he's had a few drinks and you are on the plane.  This ensures that your husband to be cannot escape and you will be able to talk him round if there is any opposition.  Have your friends stand by in case they have to intervene and support your decision to marry in this manner.  They can say things like "it is so romantic" and "you did say you wanted to marry her"






How to Deal with His Interfering Family

:Like most men (and women) there is bound to be one level headed member of his family who would ruin your impromptu wedding plans if they could get to him.  This is why Las Vegas is a great option for a marriage by stealth.  Obviously, don't tell any member of his family, even in confidence and even if you know them.



Set Time Limits of His Telephone Communications

Of course, he'll want to call his mom and, with a handy mobile phone this is easy.  Make sure you have planned a rich itinerary of pre-nuptial activity.  This is so you can give him permission to call his mother but set a strict time limit.  You can also threaten him that if he doesn't do what you tell him he will regret it but do this with the fist in the velvet glove.



Promises, Promises

Among the list of promises you must make to your "fiancĂ©e" is a magnificent party to celebrate your wedding after the event.  This will be for his family more than your own.  Of course, after he has tied the knot you can backtrack on this.



Hey Presto!  You're Married!

Follow the outline above and, as long as your prospective husband is a little thick or easily intimidated by circumstances - you should be fine...



Reports about Alex Reid


In an interview Alex Reid revealed that he knew nothing of his planned wedding.  Katie Price made all the arrangements and only told him on the plane to the wedding venue in Las Vegas.  He also complained that he was only able to call his mother for w few minutes to tell her he was getting hitched.

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