Katie's Breast Enhancements


Breast Enhancements and Katie Price

By breast enhancements I mean Katie Price's latest breast implants - her latest in a vast succession of cosmetically enhanced bosoms.  


It seems that Katie has had many breast enhancements - she hasn't revealed exactly how many even though she can be open about her cosmetic surgeries, even having them featured on Katie and Peter The Next Chapter and What Katie Did Next, both fly on wall reality TV shows.   She possibly needs to have her breasts subjected to more cosmetic enhancement because of the pull of gravity.  This is because Katie favours substantially larger than average implants and the bigger the breasts the bigger the gravitational pull  This has got to have implications for the future - surely there is a limit to the number of operations of this nature that one person can have.



Rude Remarks on What Katie Did Next

Did you see the episode of What Katie Did Next when she took the children to the Isle of Wight?  While leaving Blackgang Chine Amusement Park a child shouted out "I love your bleeps" ("bleeps" being a slang and quite nasty word for bosoms).   What bad taste was that?  I hope his responsible adult took him to one side and explained the difference between real bosoms and balloons and perhaps gave him a few pointers about polite behaviour.



Problems with too Many Cosmetic Surgery Procedures

How many times can a person have the same cosmetic surgery procedure?  I'm wondering if there is a scar under each of the surgically enhanced bosoms or a zip.  A zip would be useful.  You can imagine changing the breast implants depending on what activity Katie is involved in at the time.  She could keep her biggest and best (some would say her most freakish) for her Lolo homage photo shoots or select a normal sized pair for horse riding.  That said, if she falls off her horse in her current, freakishly large pair, she might be able to bounce back on.



Notes About This Cosmetic Surgery Article

The writer does not know anything about any cosmetic surgery procedure.




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