Katie Price Gossip | Katie Price Going to Prison Over Car Accident Despite Digital Breathalyser! UNTRUE

Drunk Driving DUI?

No, keep you knickers on. There is no reports alleged or otherwise that Katie Price was driving under the influence. Apart from not risking her driving licence or the lives of people in the car, when Katie has a drink she uses a chauffeur or a taxi. We think she has a digital breathalyser anyway as all people could do with one to monitor their blood alcohol levels.

The Boring Facts about the Real Driving Incident

The stories appearing are based on those which appeared in the Daily Mail and the Mirror. They concern an incident which took place near the Hawth theatre in Crawley Surrey where Michelle Heaton (a close friend of Katie Price) was appearing in the play The Naked Truth. The supposed incident happened on 15th October 2010.

There are pictures of Katie Price holding a phone but not holding it to her ear. This is the first part of the story as if Katie was proven to use a mobile phone while driving she could receive more points on her licence. It is not clear if Katie is driving in these pictures or if she is the passenger in the front passenger seat.

Photographer Gets in the Way

The other part of the story concerns a photographer who was "clipped" by the car which contained Katie Price. It is not clear if the photographer was doing something ridiculous to get the money shot but this is likely to be the case. It is on this unclear account of events that certain elements in the press are speculating that Katie Price is about to spend 2 years in jail as a punishment. They wish!

Katie Price Gossip | Katie Price and Alex Reid to Divorce

 

While Alex Reid gets on with training and Katie Price gets on with living a quieter life within the privacy of their new Sussex countryside mansion, the celebrity media are having withdrawal symptoms. The worst is that they are going mad, hence the ridiculous stories emerging...

The lowest of the low celebrity gossip website which employ writers who cannot write and reporters who invent "sources close to Alex Reid" or "sources close to Katie Price" are touting a story that Katie Price and Alex Reid are about to split up and a divorce will be happening soon. Is that so? Is Katie, as they put it, the new Elizabeth Taylor?

Katie Price and Elizabeth Taylor

Katie Price and Elizabeth Taylor have very little in common. Although both British and both women that is where any similarity ends. Different styles, different professions, different interests, different friends, different families. Do we need to go on? Our point is that making a comparison between the five times married Elizabeth Taylor and the twice married Katie Price is totally ridiculous and only goes to show the low calibre (and pay of the journalists working for the website in question) of the website in question.

Katie Price Hacks Missed the Real Katie Price Gossip

Yes, the hacks that "report" (to use the term lightly) missed the fact that Katie Price appeared on a political show recently. This fact was reported here but, because the hacks that report on Katie are mostly writing their crap in foreign countries or not interested in politics or anything else cerebral, it was not mentioned on other sites or even newspapers.

If There Is No Story Invent One

The subheading above gives the mantra of most of the media who concern themselves with the life and times of Katie Price.

What Is It About Katie Price?

You heard, we're asking you, what is it about Katie Price? Why do people want to read about every aspect of Katie Price, Mrs Alex Reid and Jordan? There must be something captivating - if we knew what it was we could sell it!

Peter Andre would like to believe he has some of the same quality but his smarm is seemingly diluting it - more than double the people watch Katie's post marriage to him reality TV show on ITV2 than watch the same type of thing featuring the kicked into touch, would be heart throb but only able to manage teeny bopper throb Andre. Still, there must be some clues we can glean from him as he really did think he could eclipse Katie.

So, let's throw the ball into the court of our readers. If you have any idea how Katie Price does it let us know in the comments section below. If you supply the definitive answer there is still time for us to buy, barter or manufacture some before Christmas. If all goes to plan well be on guest lists and red carpets... so do your best!

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Katie Price Moves Onward but Peter Andre Moves Downwards

As Katie Price's marriage and happiness with Alex Reid becomes more and more difficult for the gutter press to disprove, despite their supposed "insider" sources so does the life of their favourite, Peter Andre, teeter on the brink of disaster.

We have just visited Andre official website and listened to extracts from ten tracks on his new album. They are all very samey and the lyrics are very embarrassing. The single seems to be I'll Be Your Defender and its video features a Katie Price lookalike who might have gone to the same cosmetic surgeon and hairdresser as our eponymous heroine (Katie Price). Weird or what? Andre doesn't seem to have moved on at all when it comes to women. They all have to look the same...

Meanwhile, Katie Price's Paradise (the book) has topped the bestseller lists.

Is Katie Price Investing in Gold

The Midas Touch

Katie Price is a renowned business woman. She has the Midas touch as, seemingly, everything she does – from designing, marketing and selling perfumes, to writing books, to producing household textiles and horse blankets – turns to gold. But, has Katie Price invested in gold bullion? Or, will Katie Price be investing in gold in the future?

Gold Prices are Still Rising

Katie Price was reported to be making in excess of £8 million per year a couple of years ago. We think, judging by the success of her named branded products and the continuing success of her publishing career, that she is making in excess of £8 million per year.

How to Invest Cash

Banks and building societies, ISAs and saving policies are offering less than 3% per annum for cash paid into them. Gold bullion on the other hand is paying much higher returns to its investors. The price of gold is continuing to rise. It stands to reason, therefore, that Katie and Alex have some investments in gold bullion. If they haven’t they must have a pretty poor financial adviser or not have one at all.

Gold Bullion for Presents

Katie Price likes practical presents. If you remember, when Alex Reid was in the Celebrity Big Brother House he had discovered that Katie Price didn’t like certain types of presents. She didn’t like the Astrological Birth Chart he had ordered. We reckon that even people as discerning as Katie Price would approve of some gold for Christmas.

Buy Gold for Christmas

Buy Gold coins, gold ingots or gold bullion bars for classy Christmas presents this year. When you give gold you should also give the instruction for the recipient to sell it before the price of gold falls. Give gold for Christmas 2010 and the Gold Price Analyst we spoke to reckons that the price will continue to rise for at least another year.

Katie Price New Pregnancy Rumours

Mommy Price and Daddy Reid



There is nothing that Katie Price and Alex Reid want more than to have a baby together. They have both spoken publically about their wishes to be parents to another child in addion to Harvey, Junior and Princess. Because the press know all this they are forever starting "Katie Price is Pregnant" rumours. Their intention is the ability to boast "you heard it here first"


You Heard it Here First!

Because of the tendency outlined above, it is with tongues in cheeks that we on the Katie Price Gossip website announce that Katie Price is pregnant with her and Alex Reid's baby. However, the official announcement will not be made until January when Katie is more than 12 weeks through her gestation.


Keeping Pregnancies Secret

It is not easy to jeep pregnancies secret. For a start there are tell-tale signs to cover up. Tiredness, changes in apetite and reactions to the sight of some foods and smells of others can come on without warning and within minutes. The best way to hide these traits from the rest of the world is to stay at home.

Another problem is the people you tell. They could tell your secret by accident and, they are only human, they could well be confiding in one other person who might be doing the same and so on and so forth. In the case of Katie Price there are other incentives to reveal her secrets. Pecuniary offers will be made.


A New Range of Designer Baby Clothes

Katie has to take all these factors into consideration. Perhaps she will decide to keep the secret only with Daddy Reid. Perhaps, possibly or definitely Katie and Alex will be designing a new range of baby clothes... just because they want to


Buying Baby Clothes

Katie Price loves buying baby clothes but she will have to curb this activity unless there is a baby who can offer her cover.

Katie Price Christmas Shopping | Is Hamleys Toy Shop Ready for Katie Price?

Christmas Shopping for Toys at Hamleys



Last year Katie Price turned up at Hamleys toy shop, in London's West End, unannounced. She commandered several of their staff and went on, what can only be described as, a supermarket dash. She bought anything and everything and in quantities above one. The only thing she didn't buy at Hamleys was the wrapping paper - as she thought the price was ridiculously high.


Unhappy Christmas 2009

We watched her pack her own presents alone. Katie Price had the mosy miserable Christmas she had ever had. She made sure Harvey was happy but missed her other two children who were spending Christmas with their father, the publicity hungry Peter Andre. Things could only get better for Katie Price!


Happy Christmas 2010

This year she will have all her children with her. Katie will also be sharing Christmas with new husband Alex Reid who is great with the children. The family have now moved to their private mansion in the Sussex countryside and so will spend Christmas without uninvited paparazi. Of course, and this is a first for Katie, the other loves of her lide will be ther too.


Happy Christmas for Katie's Horses

The Sussex mansion where the best ever Pricey Christmas is planned and will very likely materialise is also the new home of Katie's five horses and Junior's pony. Rumours are that there might be another pony turning up from Shetland but we'll have to wait and see if our source is correct.

Katie Price Secretary Look

Katie Price revealed what could be her new look on the late night political show hosted by Andrew Neil. The look is (some would say) far more sophisticated and less in your face glamour. Gone is the big, black hair look made with hundreds of single strand hair extensions and a few hair pieces. In comes a slick just below shoulder length bob. The hair colour changes from dense black to a non-brassy beige blond with highlights and low lights. It is quite possible that this hairstyle uses only Katie's own hair but possible too (given its extensive volume) that some single strand hair extensions are incorporated in this secretary style. Of course (come to think of it) this could be a wig!


Completing the Katie Price Secretary Look

Katie Price has been seen wearing glasses to complete the secretary look. The glasses are rectangular and have thick frames. We have seen similar in the Dolce Gabano range.

The clothes worn with the secretary style are more modest too. Skirt lengths are a minimum just above the knee. Skirt suits with blouses seem to be the order of the day. Shoes are still with heels but court shoes and pumps. The secretary look is all together more classic.

Katie Price and The English Defence League

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Katie Price has Nothing to do with the English Defence League

Rumours that Katie Price is somehow involved with the right wing (some would say racist and fascist) EDL (English Defence League) are ridiculous and have been totally denied by Katie and her management company. The objectionable political group has used a picture of Katie Price without her permission on its FaceBook page.

It seems Katie posed for the picture with what she thought was an average fan. The fan turned out to be a member of the fascist EDL. Katie Price is now spending money and instructing lawyers to attempt to remove her image from the website. She does not wish anyone to get the wrong idea about her politics. If anything Katie is left of centre when it comes to politics. Certainly, when it come to skin colour, Katie Price is colourblind.

Katie Price and All Things Nice | Plastic Surgery and Extensions

Katie Price looks exactly how she wants to look. This is because she has taken her image by the horns and made changes. Whether or not these changes are justified, whether we think they are a form of self mutilation, whether we think the money could be spent acheiving more good is besides the point. The point is that Katie Price decides what is nice and goes for it.


Katie Price Hair

Katie Price has what we might term average hair... until she adds hair dye, hair extensions and hair pieces. When Katie Price turns up at a signing, for a television appearance or to present an award her hair is outstanding. She can hair the longest, thickest biggest hair imaginable. She can have hair so black that it looks miraculous. To achieve her look takes the best quality real hair, single strand extensions and similar hairpieces. It is rumoured that she uses up to three hair pieces and hundreds of single strand extensions and the services of a top hairdresser to make her ultimate big hair look. Exactly how she achieves it seems to be a closely guarded secret.


Katie Price Matching Tan

Katie Price uses a spray tan. When Katie was blonde she sometimes looked a bit of an orangey brown. To match with her black hair Katie Price has changed her tan colour. There is no more trace of an orange hue. The new spray tan is dark brown.


Katie Price and Other Enhancements She Thinks Nice

There's a lot more to achieving the Katie Price look than hair and matching tan. From head to foot katie has undergone thousands of pounds worth of enhancements. She has tinted eyerows, shaped and waxed. She wears false eyelashes or has eyelash extensions. Her teeth are bleached and/or have porcelain plates. She has had many anti-wrinkle face injections. She has had several boob jobs and other "bits" of plastic surgery. In fact if katie Price thinks it will look nice, she goes for it!